06.Aug.2008, 12:41 pm
I told you I’m a whore for texture. I only own solid nude and black, chiffon and lace undies. And something with peacock feathers and a fox tail that vibrates… |
A balcony bra with pretty pleats, in raunchy red. This underwear won’t boost your cup size or trim you from a tiny 2 to a 0. Lingerie for lingerie’s sake, 50% off… |
Poly-blend leopard print, for a quarter of a grand. If you want real trashy lingerie, hit Frederick’s on Sunset Blvd., and save your change for that chick on the corner… |
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24.Jul.2008, 12:13 pm
Much more smart and sexy than its catalogue copy that Q’s, “Who will be the lord of your ring?” And anyway, it’d be Bruce Wayne… |
FitFlops won’t give you Ivanka’s legs. They’ll make your feet ugly and your ass fat as you justify that sixth serving of fro-yo… |
Lovely, though I’m really waiting for Stella Mac to make these out of mink. I’m also waiting for Al Gore to fly in a private jet. Wait… |
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30.Jun.2008, 10:04 am
This line makes satins so soft that your hands feel like sand paper against them… |
One side’s an invite, the other a command. Wear it on a plane, make a friend… |
I’m all for turning fantasy into reality, but this mask vibes like a silly nightmarish… |
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27.Jun.2008, 09:51 am
These do what anything in your life should: make you more sexy. On sale, too… |
Concealer that blends invisible, instead of highlighting you’re covering up a blemish… |
Coming from a chick who lives for too tall, Pretty Woman platforms… |
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11.Jun.2008, 11:21 am
It’d look great with cigarette pants — crumpled, lying on the floor… |
Apparently this was in Sex and the City. Don’t hold it against me… |
Call me a Kristopher, but wow about blowing $90 on a gym membership instead… |
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21.May.2008, 10:33 am
That sheer cashmere blooming over your bod. Luxe like sex should be… |
Wearing a pop of color just for me. I think I’ll take advantage of myself later… |
Actually love the packaging, but cupcake asses just aren’t alluring… |
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04.Mar.2008, 02:04 pm
These shoes show the only marriage that interests me: one of form and function… |
Throw on a coat and f**k-you heels, go blow bucks at ‘Bucks… |
The latest chastity belt: crafty and more overpriced than virginity… |
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03.Mar.2008, 09:08 am
Patrick and Skinner knickers, Patrick and Skinner.com
Congrats to Dave in Rhode Island! He wins $600+ of Patrick and Skinner chocolate and mint lingerie.
I’m sure he’ll look hot in it.
Thanks to all you lovelies for entering.
XXXO,
K
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29.Feb.2008, 01:18 pm
Haven’t bothered with a bra in years, but… |
A blooming, simple shape that’s all legs… |
I’ve always loved arrogance, but this is too much… |
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28.Feb.2008, 10:29 am
Life’s too short to be bored at a party. Or the office… |
Warms against your skin, goes from obvious cool to sensual… |
A buck-fifty for a thrift store knock-off made in China… |
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