Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Trashy Lingerie

Trashy Lingerie Your K Is…

06.Aug.2008, 12:41 pm
Lace boyshorts

Wearing.

I told you I’m a whore for texture. I only own solid nude and black, chiffon and lace undies. And something with peacock feathers and a fox tail that vibrates…

Coco de Mer thong

Wanting.

A balcony bra with pretty pleats, in raunchy red. This underwear won’t boost your cup size or trim you from a tiny 2 to a 0. Lingerie for lingerie’s sake, 50% off…

Leopard slip

Hating.

Poly-blend leopard print, for a quarter of a grand. If you want real trashy lingerie, hit Frederick’s on Sunset Blvd., and save your change for that chick on the corner…

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Thongs Your K Is…

24.Jul.2008, 12:13 pm
Coco de Mer thong

Wanting.

Much more smart and sexy than its catalogue copy that Q’s, “Who will be the lord of your ring?” And anyway, it’d be Bruce Wayne…

FitFlop Thongs

Hating.

FitFlops won’t give you Ivanka’s legs. They’ll make your feet ugly and your ass fat as you justify that sixth serving of fro-yo…

NARS makeup

Wearing.

Lovely, though I’m really waiting for Stella Mac to make these out of mink. I’m also waiting for Al Gore to fly in a private jet. Wait…

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Masks Your K Is…

30.Jun.2008, 10:04 am
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Wanting.

This line makes satins so soft that your hands feel like sand paper against them…

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Wearing.

One side’s an invite, the other a command. Wear it on a plane, make a friend…

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Hating.

I’m all for turning fantasy into reality, but this mask vibes like a silly nightmarish…

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Nudes Your K Is

27.Jun.2008, 09:51 am
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Wanting.

These do what anything in your life should: make you more sexy. On sale, too…

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Wearing.

Concealer that blends invisible, instead of highlighting you’re covering up a blemish…

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Hating.

Coming from a chick who lives for too tall, Pretty Woman platforms…

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What Your K Is…

11.Jun.2008, 11:21 am
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Wanting.

It’d look great with cigarette pants — crumpled, lying on the floor…

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Wearing.

Apparently this was in Sex and the City. Don’t hold it against me…

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Hating.

Call me a Kristopher, but wow about blowing $90 on a gym membership instead…

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What Your K Is…

21.May.2008, 10:33 am
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Wanting.

That sheer cashmere blooming over your bod. Luxe like sex should be…

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Wearing.

Wearing a pop of color just for me. I think I’ll take advantage of myself later…

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Hating.

Actually love the packaging, but cupcake asses just aren’t alluring…



What Your K Is…

04.Mar.2008, 02:04 pm
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Wanting.

These shoes show the only marriage that interests me: one of form and function…

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Wearing.

Throw on a coat and f**k-you heels, go blow bucks at ‘Bucks…

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Hating.

The latest chastity belt: crafty and more overpriced than virginity…

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Patrick and Skinner Lingerie Giveaway Winner

03.Mar.2008, 09:08 am

Patrick and Skinner knickers, Patrick and Skinner.com
patrick and skinnerCongrats to Dave in Rhode Island! He wins $600+ of Patrick and Skinner chocolate and mint lingerie.

I’m sure he’ll look hot in it.

Thanks to all you lovelies for entering.

XXXO,
K



What Your K Is…

29.Feb.2008, 01:18 pm
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Wanting.

Haven’t bothered with a bra in years, but…

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Wearing.

A blooming, simple shape that’s all legs…

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Hating.

I’ve always loved arrogance, but this is too much…

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What Your K Is…

28.Feb.2008, 10:29 am
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Wanting.

Life’s too short to be bored at a party. Or the office…

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Wearing.

Warms against your skin, goes from obvious cool to sensual…

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Hating.

A buck-fifty for a thrift store knock-off made in China…

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