ملابس داخليّة [ترشي]. حياة. أسلوب. مع نمط كاتبة [كريستوفر] دوقيأت

ملابس داخليّة [ترشي]

20% من حمار ذكيّة [غل] [أونديس]

[15.وكت.2007], 10:37 قبل الظّهر

ذكيّة حمار [غل] [أونديس] [ثونغ] أنا لذلك ذكيّة يتلقّى حماري [إيق] [هيغر] من المتأنقة متأخّرة أنا [سإكسد], لذلك أنا ب احتفل دماغي [برنسنغ]' حول [هوم وفّيس] ي في [ا] “ لا أن يرتدي في أنّ دافع مجنونة أن يرتدي ملابس داخليّة [ترشي] حول المنزل غير أنّ أن واقعيّا ارتديت كلّ, مثل ملابس سفليّة حقيقيّة (يقرأ بما أنّ: so it doesn’t show) and that it really tightens up, a la Dita von Teese (okay, no choking on your soy latte, please). Get my drift? Any ideas on where to get it? I’m in NYC. I’d rather try it out first, even though I’m a size 4, I’ve grown addicted to having the tiniest waist. Thanx, Kristopher!
Luv ya!
Emma

And I luvz you, even though you imply there’s something strange about wearing trashy lingerie around the house. I’ll consider putting on some real clothes to work in, but before I do, let’s find you your tiniest hourglass (which is a much more worthy way to waste our time than on charities).

Agent Provocateur makes a chic cincher that’s second-skin enough to slip under your littlest black dress when you go to work–lewd wink–and boss enough to belt a virgin-white buttondown–

For church on Sunday.

You’ve got to persuade Jesus to forgive your sins somehow, and dude did hang with hookers.

XXXO,
K

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