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Silk Robes K Is…

Kristopher — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:48:17 +0000

Wanting: Mercer Hotel Silk Robe

I’m knocked down with a summer cold, so I’m delaying relaying my trip to London town, and pics of my new pet, an Hermes Kelly Danse. I’m spending my day with work, watching Dangerous Beauty, and lusting for this Mercer hotel silk robe. Maybe I can pick one up next week in New York…

Wearing: Vital Silk Robe

In a nude satin, with pleated kimono sleeves and a wrap-around belt, this reversible Vital silk robe makes being sick, sick. And for you? The nude silk robe is more than half off at Saks…

Hating: Kiki de Montparnasse “Empress” Silk Robe

With black hole-wide sleeves, a trailing hemline, and an orchid embroidered on the back, what do you do in a silk robe like this? Recite lines from Sunset Blvd.? It is on sale at Gilt.com, so maybe you should just buy it, wack off the hemline, and sport it as a dress…

Marlies Dekkers Thongs K Is…

Kristopher — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:39:56 +0000

Wanting.

That little bow above your bum is so choice. Marlies Dekkers thongs play perfectly forceful and feminine, and make you look better than naked…

Wearing.

I’m obsessed with Marlies Dekkers underwear. I just had soy matcha lattes with the publicist for Marlies Dekkers, and my favorite thing she shared? Marlies Dekkers is such a perfectionist, it takes two years to go from design to finished product…

Hating.

I only hate this thong because I don’t own it. There are few lines I’m a total whore for, that I’d buy just out of faith in the brand — Marlies is one of them…

Marlies Dekkers Thongs K Is…

Kristopher — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:31:15 +0000

Wanting.

Marlies Dekkers is the Giuseppe Zanotti of lingerie: she crafts quirky, bold, intelligent sex.

I love that rope lacing together the back of this Marlies Dekkers thong…

Wearing.

I found these on sale and bought every pair the store had. That backside poof is what a woman should be: amusing and sexy. Buy yourself a pair for V Day…

Hating.

So I’d sport this Marlies Dekker thong. The only reason I’m hating is because that print distracts from the real architecture of Marlies Dekkers lingerie…

Kiki De Montparnasse Lingerie K Is…

Kristopher — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:10:23 +0000

Wanting.

Peekaboo. Buy these Kiki De Montparnasse panties (or spend $75+ any way else at KikiDM.com) and get a free gift.

Just use promocode “XXXO”…

Wearing.

Real luxury is completely inconspicuous. Like boyish, black, cashmere bloomers…

Hating.

Red lace lingerie is tough. It only works when it’s intentionally, thoroughly trashy. Otherwise, it feels cheap…

Marlies Dekkers Bras K Is…

Kristopher — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:23:13 +0000

Wanting.

I love all those extra straps, creating space to highlight your skin. Luscious detailing is luxury, so is enjoying something alone — wear this under a simple, subtle shift dress, so the pleasure of this Marlies Dekkers bra is all yours…

Wearing.

Flock-print halos and stars add richness typical of Marlies Dekkers detailing.

Besides all that, this Marlies Dekkers bra just makes your breasts look better.

Click over and check out the corset-laced back of this Marlies Dekkers bra…

Hating.

I love the graphicness of Marlies Dekkers bras, but I think this yellow plaid — sweet as it is, as against those striped straps — distracts from the craftsman ship of the bra.

Hell, I’d wear it still…

Naked Thongs K Is…

Kristopher — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:12:09 +0000

Wanting.

Perfect for that white dress that’s not sheer enough for a slip, but not thick enough to just tease –

This La Perla naked thong’ll turn that skirt into a silhouette of legs…

Wearing.

A nude panty is sexy: it’s like going commando, sans sloppiness.

I love how this Marlies Dekkers thong looks like it’s framing your skin…

Hating.

I didn’t get Cosabella, and I don’t get Hanky Panky. Both of these lines vibe both cheap and overpriced…

Kiki de Montparnasse Panties On Sale. K Is…

Kristopher — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:22:40 +0000

Wanting.

Kiki de Montparnasse “Cage” panty.

30% off with promocode “givelove”…

Wearing.

Kiki de Montparnasse thong.

30% off with promocode “givelove”...

Hating.

Kiki de Montparnasse bow thong.

30% off with promocode “givelove”...

Marlies Dekkers Lingerie K Is…

Kristopher — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:08:55 +0000

Wanting

A ridiculousy sexy panty by Marlies Dekkers that would work as regular wear.

Slip it on Monday morning; why wait for a date night to seduce?

Too few people understand that they should always want to sex themselves…

Wearing

Marlies Dekkers sent me her lingerie as an introduction, since the Dutch line just launched a store in New York’s Plaza Hotel.

All intros in life should be so bold and charming.

The lingerie’s sophisticated, but simple in its purpose: it just makes you look better (almost) naked…

Hating

I love that Marlies Dekkers swimwear is an echo of her lingerie:
Plain sexy.

But you’d hate this bikini, too, if it weren’t in your size…

Stella McCartney Lingerie K Is…

Kristopher — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:05:44 +0000

Wanting

Lingerie should either be wearable as outerwear, or vibe completely absurd outside a closed bedroom. I’m not sure which this Stella McCartney teddy is…

Wearing

Wearing white undies non-date days is lame. Wear these, and seduce yourself at your office. Then sue yourself for sexual harassment. And make a reality TV show out of it. Paris called, she’s interested…

Hating

The only time a bra is sexy or useful is when it’s bundled up on the floor, next to the bed…

Natori Lingerie K Is…

Kristopher — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:16:53 +0000