25.Sep.2008
Lingerie should either be ridick outside the bedroom, or able to be worn as outerwear. This is both… |
The sheerest chiffon, it’s like air. The cami keeps you all covered up just to better reveal you… |
Distractingly hot. Lingerie should be a background for your beauty, not a highlighter of your genitalia… |
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11.Sep.2008
Sonata lingerie is genius. A skin-tone lace teddy that covers everything, only to reveal everything… |
Okay, so not yet. But I love the idea of wearing these undercover at a meeting. Seduce yourself…. |
An ocean of satin waves, this would be a beautiful bathing or body suit. But it’s boring as heaven as lingerie… |
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06.Aug.2008
I told you I’m a whore for texture. I only own solid nude and black, chiffon and lace undies. And something with peacock feathers and a fox tail that vibrates… |
A balcony bra with pretty pleats, in raunchy red. This underwear won’t boost your cup size or trim you from a tiny 2 to a 0. Lingerie for lingerie’s sake, 50% off… |
Poly-blend leopard print, for a quarter of a grand. If you want real trashy lingerie, hit Frederick’s on Sunset Blvd., and save your change for that chick on the corner… |
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24.Jul.2008
Much more smart and sexy than its catalogue copy that Q’s, “Who will be the lord of your ring?” And anyway, it’d be Bruce Wayne… |
FitFlops won’t give you Ivanka’s legs. They’ll make your feet ugly and your ass fat as you justify that sixth serving of fro-yo… |
Lovely, though I’m really waiting for Stella Mac to make these out of mink. I’m also waiting for Al Gore to fly in a private jet. Wait… |
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30.Jun.2008
This line makes satins so soft that your hands feel like sand paper against them… |
One side’s an invite, the other a command. Wear it on a plane, make a friend… |
I’m all for turning fantasy into reality, but this mask vibes like a silly nightmarish… |
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27.Jun.2008
These do what anything in your life should: make you more sexy. On sale, too… |
Concealer that blends invisible, instead of highlighting you’re covering up a blemish… |
Coming from a chick who lives for too tall, Pretty Woman platforms… |
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11.Jun.2008
It’d look great with cigarette pants — crumpled, lying on the floor… |
Apparently this was in Sex and the City. Don’t hold it against me… |
Call me a Kristopher, but wow about blowing $90 on a gym membership instead… |
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21.May.2008
That sheer cashmere blooming over your bod. Luxe like sex should be… |
Wearing a pop of color just for me. I think I’ll take advantage of myself later… |
Actually love the packaging, but cupcake asses just aren’t alluring… |
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