Trashy Lingerie

Marry Richer. On-Sale Myla Lingerie K Is…

Wanting.

Whether it’s service at a cafe, the way a photo is framed, or a toyfriend’s conversation, all good things should fade to the background so you can focus on what’s important: your tits and ass…

Myla briefs Marry Richer. On Sale Myla Lingerie K Is...

Wearing.

The only thing better than being naked, these Myla panties do what lingerie should: no bells, no whistles, no ponyhair anal plugs. They just make you more beautiful…

Myla bra peach Marry Richer. On Sale Myla Lingerie K Is...

Hating.

Nice, if you’re into bras. I haven’t owned more than a jog bra and a cupless bra since I was 19. Burn your bra, join the revolution — it’s easier to find a rich husband this way…

Marry Richer. On Sale Myla Lingerie K Is...

Category: SEX, Trashy Lingerie, What KRISTOPHER Is... | 4 Comments | 02.Oct.2008

Lingerie K Is…

Wanting.

Lingerie should either be ridick outside the bedroom, or able to be worn as outerwear. This is both…

Wearing.

The sheerest chiffon, it’s like air. The cami keeps you all covered up just to better reveal you…

Hating.

Distractingly hot. Lingerie should be a background for your beauty, not a highlighter of your genitalia…

Category: SEX, Trashy Lingerie, What KRISTOPHER Is... | Comment | 25.Sep.2008

Sonata Lingerie K Is…

Wanting.

Sonata lingerie is genius. A skin-tone lace teddy that covers everything, only to reveal everything…

Sonata lingerie panties Sonata Lingerie K Is...

Wearing.

Okay, so not yet. But I love the idea of wearing these undercover at a meeting. Seduce yourself….

Sonata lingerie starlet Sonata Lingerie K Is...

Hating.

An ocean of satin waves, this would be a beautiful bathing or body suit. But it’s boring as heaven as lingerie…

Category: SEX, Trashy Lingerie, What KRISTOPHER Is... | 1 Comment | 11.Sep.2008

S.P.A.N.K. K Is…

Wanting.

A sheer little flapper frock, it’d be perfect under a trench. Seduce yourself…

Wearing.

Pretty and pretty tough, too. I’ve been lazy and tossed these in the washer…

Hating.

Lovely, but so blah compared to everything else S.P.A.N.K. makes…

S.P.A.N.K. K Is...

Category: SEX, Trashy Lingerie, What KRISTOPHER Is... | 6 Comments | 08.Sep.2008

Trashy Lingerie Your K Is…

Wearing.

I told you I’m a whore for texture. I only own solid nude and black, chiffon and lace undies. And something with peacock feathers and a fox tail that vibrates…

AP bra gangster Trashy Lingerie Your K Is...

Wanting.

A balcony bra with pretty pleats, in raunchy red. This underwear won’t boost your cup size or trim you from a tiny 2 to a 0. Lingerie for lingerie’s sake, 50% off…

Hating.

Poly-blend leopard print, for a quarter of a grand. If you want real trashy lingerie, hit Frederick’s on Sunset Blvd., and save your change for that chick on the corner…

Trashy Lingerie Your K Is...