Patrick and Skinner knickers, Patrick and Skinner.com
Congrats to Dave in Rhode Island! He wins $600+ of Patrick and Skinner chocolate and mint lingerie.

I’m sure he’ll look hot in it.

Thanks to all you lovelies for entering.

XXXO,
K

Heart-shaped pasties $ 138, She Said Boutique.com

Love isn’t an unconditional feeling inspired by a chubby midget with wings shooting at you.

Love is an emotion sharper than admiration, love is a fair trade of respect with someone who mirrors your values, love is the most holy honor you decide to give someone.

That is, someone you want to enjoy another four-letter word with.

Happy V Day, lovelies.

XXXO,
K

Patrick and Skinner cami and knickers $630, Patrick and Skinner.com

What’s a woman but a body?

What’s a body but a bundle of nerves?

What are nerves but naked sensation, sending sensual commands between your brain and bod, demanding decisions that pay mind to matter, and that matter to your mind?

Like that choice that landed you in such a choice position, with such a choice toyfriend, in a sea of bedclothes that are more than just wrinkled sheets.

Is materialism just for mindless materialists?

Let your body pick with Patrick and Skinner lingerie — win this boss cami and knickers set* by sending me your tale about tail, about what you’d do in this lingerie.
Carb-free brownie points if it involves these.

* Contest ends February 29, 2007 at 11:59 am PST. Winner will be announced March 3, 2008.

I’m so smart my ass has a higher IQ than the last dude I sexed, so I celebrated my brain prancing ’round my home office in a “smart ass“-stamped thong.

A panties slogan so more seductive than an obvious “EAT ME,” the thong made me slap my own ass, and now I’m suing KRiSTOPHER DUKES, LLC for sexual harassment.

Even though I secretly liked it.

» Smart Ass Gals “Smart Ass” thong $22, Smart Ass Gals .com

» Use promocode “kdgalpal” and get 20% orders of $50+, plus get free shipping if you spend $75+ at SmartAssGals.com*

* Offer expires December 31, 2007

I’ve been looking for a corset. Not to wear in those crazy urges to wear trashy lingerie around the house but to actually wear daily, like under real clothes (read as: so it doesn’t show) and that it really tightens up, a la Dita von Teese (okay, no choking on your soy latte, please). Get my drift? Any ideas on where to get it? I’m in NYC. I’d rather try it out first, even though I’m a size 4, I’ve grown addicted to having the tiniest waist. Thanx, Kristopher!
Luv ya!
Emma

And I luvz you, even though you imply there’s something strange about wearing trashy lingerie around the house. I’ll consider putting on some real clothes to work in, but before I do, let’s find you your tiniest hourglass (which is a much more worthy way to waste our time than on charities).

Agent Provocateur makes a chic cincher that’s second-skin enough to slip under your littlest black dress when you go to work–lewd wink–and boss enough to belt a virgin-white buttondown–

For church on Sunday.

You’ve got to persuade Jesus to forgive your sins somehow, and dude did hang with hookers.

XXXO,
K

» Agent Provocateur cincher $185 via Agent Provocateur.com
» Locate an Agent Provocateur boutique near you.