20%巧妙的驴子加仑内衣
15.Oct.2007， 10:37上午
我是，很聪明我的驴子比我sexed的最后花花公子有更高的智商，因此庆祝了我的脑子腾跃’围绕我的家庭办公室的我在a “
不佩带在那些疯狂的敦促在房子附近佩带无用的女用贴身内衣裤，但实际上佩带日报，象下面真正的衣裳(读如下： so it doesn’t show) and that it really tightens up, a la Dita von Teese (okay, no choking on your soy latte, please). Get my drift? Any ideas on where to get it? I’m in NYC. I’d rather try it out first, even though I’m a size 4, I’ve grown addicted to having the tiniest waist. Thanx, Kristopher!
Luv ya!
Emma
And I luvz you, even though you imply there’s something strange about wearing trashy lingerie around the house. I’ll consider putting on some real clothes to work in, but before I do, let’s find you your tiniest hourglass (which is a much more worthy way to waste our time than on charities).
Agent Provocateur makes a chic cincher that’s second-skin enough to slip under your littlest black dress when you go to work–lewd wink–and boss enough to belt a virgin-white buttondown–
For church on Sunday.
You’ve got to persuade Jesus to forgive your sins somehow, and dude did hang with hookers.
XXXO,
K
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