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Giuseppe Zanotti Shoes, Metallic Platform
28.Dec.2007, 11:42 amGiuseppe Zanotti shoes $695, Net-a-Porter.com
Your New Year should be unapologetically bright, timelessly in the now, ambitiously arched, your New Year should be real luxury: a beautiful celebration of pure pleasure, of gorgeous selfishness, of–
Breaking up with your toyfriend.
If there’s something to work out, it’s not working.
And if you end up missing five hard inches of smart sex, buy Giuseppes.
They’ll do you better, I promise.
If only because they can’t talk and demand you menage with other chicks.
Dic(k)tionary: Passive-Aggressive Income
13.Dec.2007, 12:20 pmGiuseppe Zanotti shoes with hidden wedge $654, Couture.Zappos.com
pas·sive ag·gres·sive in·come [pas-iv uh-gres-iv in-kuhm] noun. income you thought would be passive, but you have to secretly work for.
Ex: You thought your rich fiancé was easy money, but he’s turned into passive-aggressive income: you need to arrange threesomes to keep your stock of Giuseppes multiplying.
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