Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

Womens Clothing

Croc Your K Is…

13.May.2008, 09:59 am
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Wanting.

It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious…

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Wearing.

I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)…

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Hating.

Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase..

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Asymmetrics Your K Is…

02.May.2008, 11:48 am
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Wanting.

Slinky python print. Listen to the snake, eat from the tree of knowledge…

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Wearing.

Makes me like a goddess. Of soy lattes and lap dances, and other heavenly things…

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Hating.

Why look polished and hot, when you can look like disheveled nerd…

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Sculpted Heels Your K Is…

01.May.2008, 09:49 am
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Wanting.

The heel’s a quilted pillow of shining hard metal. Put these on your mantle…

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Wearing.

A flowing metallic wedge turns a chic, minimalist sandal into art…

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Hating.

That crown detailing somehow reminds me of a bad boob job…

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Exotics Your K Is…

28.Apr.2008, 01:02 pm
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Wanting.

A softly posh, f**k-you bag. Louis logos are for lazies lacking imagination…

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Wearing.

A rich, goes-with-everything 9-to-5, 5-to-9, and 9-to-five-again bag…

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Hating.

A hot, expensive mess. There are bags you want to marry, and bags you want to f**k…

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Knuckle Rings Your K Is…

24.Apr.2008, 11:02 am
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Wanting.

One part sensual, one part smart, total turn-on…

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Wearing.

For when mace doesn’t fit into your purse…

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Hating.

Its bits are insect-like. Clever but creepy…



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Snakeskin Your K Is…

23.Apr.2008, 11:59 am
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Wanting.

Boss design is simple use of fine ingredients. Like dead snake…

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Wearing.

Dig the primary color and classic cut. I have a bag shaped like this. But better…

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Hating.

If this wasn’t stamped D&G, you’d think cheesy, cheap. And you’d be right…

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What Your K Is…

08.Apr.2008, 10:35 am
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Wanting.

I like organic things bent to a man’s will, like this sculptured wooden heel…

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Wearing.

It’s that mini-wedge in the heel that makes this shoe better than just chic…

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Hating.

The Uggs of sandals. What’s most horrific is that I’m slightly attracted to these…

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What Your K Is…

07.Apr.2008, 01:16 pm
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Wanting.

A summer flapper frock very ’20s, but def greater than Gatsby…

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Wearing.

Elegance is confidently uncomplicated, smartly simple…

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Hating.

At least if Greenies wear this unsexy ish, they’re less likely to breed…



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What Your K Is…

25.Mar.2008, 01:54 am
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Wanting.

Power’s less attractive than independence, but this is lust-worthy…

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Wearing.

I wear this so people can say, “Kris with a ‘K’?” and feel clever…

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Hating.

The elevation of garbage. I hate this designer more than Marky Marc Jacobs..

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What Your K Is…

20.Mar.2008, 09:12 am
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Wanting.

Despite global warming, it’s a cold day in hell since I lust for these…

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Wearing.

Design is as often cutting away as building - a slice of skin is the only decoration…

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Hating.

This is incredibly feminine: beautiful and unnecessarily complicated…

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Less into f**k-me shoes and more into f**k-you shoes, fashion writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES blogs about Croc Your K Is…, five-inch heels, It bags, and more. »

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