13.May.2008, 09:59 am
It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious… |
I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)… |
Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase.. |
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01.May.2008, 09:49 am
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28.Apr.2008, 01:02 pm
A softly posh, f**k-you bag. Louis logos are for lazies lacking imagination… |
A rich, goes-with-everything 9-to-5, 5-to-9, and 9-to-five-again bag… |
A hot, expensive mess. There are bags you want to marry, and bags you want to f**k… |
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24.Apr.2008, 11:02 am
One part sensual, one part smart, total turn-on… |
For when mace doesn’t fit into your purse… |
Its bits are insect-like. Clever but creepy… |
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23.Apr.2008, 11:59 am
Boss design is simple use of fine ingredients. Like dead snake… |
Dig the primary color and classic cut. I have a bag shaped like this. But better… |
If this wasn’t stamped D&G, you’d think cheesy, cheap. And you’d be right… |
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08.Apr.2008, 10:35 am
I like organic things bent to a man’s will, like this sculptured wooden heel… |
It’s that mini-wedge in the heel that makes this shoe better than just chic… |
The Uggs of sandals. What’s most horrific is that I’m slightly attracted to these… |
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07.Apr.2008, 01:16 pm
A summer flapper frock very ’20s, but def greater than Gatsby… |
Elegance is confidently uncomplicated, smartly simple… |
At least if Greenies wear this unsexy ish, they’re less likely to breed… |
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25.Mar.2008, 01:54 am
Power’s less attractive than independence, but this is lust-worthy… |
I wear this so people can say, “Kris with a ‘K’?” and feel clever… |
The elevation of garbage. I hate this designer more than Marky Marc Jacobs.. |
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20.Mar.2008, 09:12 am
Despite global warming, it’s a cold day in hell since I lust for these… |
Design is as often cutting away as building - a slice of skin is the only decoration… |
This is incredibly feminine: beautiful and unnecessarily complicated… |
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