Womens Clothing
Half-Off Giuseppes K Is…
19.Aug.2008, 10:31 am
Wearing.I have these in chrome. The patent’s disco doll, the T-strap Fitzgerald flapper, the whole shoe an extra 20% off with promocode “summer”… |
Wanting.Giuseppe crafts jewelry for your feet. Unlike lazy Loubies, these Giuseppes are good enough to make a gray T-shirt dress seem chic… |
Hating.A waste of Giuseppe’s genius. Dull gray suede that slips over your leg and falls flat. Completely craftless, the most blah boot … |
Rings K Is…
15.Aug.2008, 09:42 pm
Wanting.A constellation of stones, so my future, Russian, billionaire first ex-husband understands my standards and aspirations. Relatedly, he’ll also be shown my closetful of toys… |
Wearing.…This in my dreams. A ring like this should be worn Starbucksing, worn everywhere, and you should imply it’s fake. To keep it your own private pleasure… |
Hating.It’s that “Bvlgari” ringing this ring: If I’m going to pay for advertising, I’d rather have jewelry branded KRISTOPHER DUKES .com. Better use of my money… |
Marry Yourself. Diamond Rings Your K Is…
14.Aug.2008, 10:57 am
Wanting.Bold but understated, elegant but fresh, unique without styling different for different’s sake. Plus that’s just a load of stones… |
Wearing.I’m more a Kristopher than a Krissy, I’m not that into jewelry, excepting “K”-stamped ish. Sometimes I forget how to spell my name… |
Hating.Sure, these “diamond” rings are amusing — just like wearing pigtails when you’re 20. Very, werry cute, let me get you a lollipop… |
Recession Fashion. Bags for $500 or Less Your K Is…
13.Aug.2008, 03:20 pm
Wanting.The clutch is a little too cutesy, but I love the double pockets, the simple symmetry that’s somehow quirky… |
Wearing.A bit of a blackhole, I’ve packed just this from Miami to Tokyo to Hong Kong, and, right now, San Francisco… |
Hating.This bag is very LA to me: so forever 15, it’s sticking its tongue out at you, then says, “JK”… |
Dresses for Under $300 Your K Is…
12.Aug.2008, 10:01 am
Wanting.Relaxing doesn’t mean sweats; wear something that’ll make someone want to sweat with you… |
Wearing.A basic cut lets you just enjoy the cashmere. Plus, clothing should be a background to your beauty… |
Hating.You’ve got to admire a company that makes people pay triple digits to serve as their ill-styled billboard… |
Origami Folds Your K Is…
31.Jul.2008, 10:06 am
Sunnies K Is…
28.Jul.2008, 10:03 am
Wanting.I love Porsche. I had a tour of their store in Two Rodeo, and discovered Porsche actually designs everything with its name stamped on it. Like all their ish, there’s a real elegance in the economy of these sunnies’ design… |
Hating.You get what you pay for, but what’s costing you more than rent for these sunnies is less gold plate and ebony wood, and more marketing. Though Tom Ford is beautiful, and I do feel honored to contribute to his Botox fund… |
Wearing.Built by the man who created Jackie O’s original glammy glasses. I found these at Hotel de Ville, which also carries Aristotle Onassis’s frames. I’m buying those next, and the two glasses can sit on my dresser and fight over money… |
Thongs Your K Is…
24.Jul.2008, 12:13 pm
Wanting.Much more smart and sexy than its catalogue copy that Q’s, “Who will be the lord of your ring?” And anyway, it’d be Bruce Wayne… |
Hating.FitFlops won’t give you Ivanka’s legs. They’ll make your feet ugly and your ass fat as you justify that sixth serving of fro-yo… |
Wearing.Lovely, though I’m really waiting for Stella Mac to make these out of mink. I’m also waiting for Al Gore to fly in a private jet. Wait… |
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