Ik heb voor daling 2007 sinds gebeëindigd Juli gewinkeld, en ik kan niet wachten om mijn nieuwe kleren te schommelen. Naast het wachten op het weer aan kou, wanneer het juist mijn nieuwe dalingsgarderobe te dragen beginnen?

Wanneer het over eerste datumGESLACHT komt, aan het nippen van champagne vóór de clichetoost werd het gegoten voor, aan chef- ontwerperfiasco's die in uw garderobe wachten, ben ik benieuwd

Waarom wacht?

Het leven is kort.

En uw dalingsrokken zouden, ook moeten zijn.

XXXO,
K

» De kleding van Ahr van Jay $2.650, netto-a-Portier

Kristopher,
Ik ben in volledige bewondering van uw presentatie en proza, enkel zodat weet u het. Maar op het echte dilemma: de twee hoogste tendensen, metaal en het octrooi.

Net hebben geïnvesteerddi in zwart octrooi Mary janes (me erger niet, niet Monsieur YSL, maar een investering niettemin), vertelde ik me ik zou zijn een klassieke dame voor de rest van het seizoen. Nochtans, nu coveting ik dit kleine zilveren aantal, wat voor mijn eenentwintigste, oh, 11 maanden tijd binnen perfect zou schijnen. Metaal banished in een jaar zal geweest zijn? Zijn eying en de octrooi nude platforms ik om een even onverstandige impuls aan te passen? U kunt geen meisje van georganiseerd het proberen beschuldigen te worden…

Graciously dank u vooraf,
Sarah xxx.

Forgive me for getting my Oprah on–while I’m a fashion nazi in my uniform of flapper frocks, smoked-out eyes, and too-tall heels, I say rock whatever you love that loves your hot little bod back.

Metallics swing in and out of that five-minute window of “in”–but buy gorgeous, buy true to your style, and you’ll always vibe boss in it. The Marc-y Marc by Marc Jacobs dress you picked is way cheeky chic, only, as usual, dude goes Taliban and covers up a woman’s S-E-X. But if you love it, buy it, and–

Consider having a tailor scrap the sleeves and 2-3 inches of skirt. Or check these alternatives: this gold sequined Nicole Miller dress ($199) would make a great tank over tailored gray slacks post-party, and this modern mod shimmery Poleci dress ($480) is a fresh classic.

You’re on the money with nude heels for a metallic dress. And while nude heels also go in and out of Vogue, they’re really quite classic.

And stretch your legs long.

I’m eying DAVIS by Ruthie Davis’s T-straps. 4½” tall, 50% off.

» DAVIS by Ruthie Davis shoes $250 via Shop Bop.

Dear Kristopher,
I have my prom coming up, and I’m desperately trying to find that one perfect dress: not unflattering, not at all typical, and gorgeous, and hopefully, something that fits in with my budget and stands out in a crowd. I’m short, with doll-like features and dark hair. I have an ulterior motive: my ex is going to be at that prom and I’d prefer not to appear too drab or too run-down. I admit, I would rather look nonchalantly fabulous, and make sure that when we casually bump into each other I’m not going to be the one regretting my choice. Any suggestions?
– Camille

Your K actually traded her La La Land prom for Puccini — the idea of dressing to the nines was tempting, until I realized I could dress to the tens and hit the opera instead. And while I still have the vintage LBD I rocked, I’m wishing I’d girled about town in this 24K, 1977 Halston dress.

Pure, iconic S-E-X, though I’m afraid you and I both have better things to do with a few Gs. So invest instead in this brick red, one-shouldered Halston, for few Mr. Benjamins — in a timeless cut, the frock will rock right for your big high school night, and grow up with you past prom.

Unlike that silly boy that let you go.

» Gold vintage Halston dress (shown) $3,325 via Posh Vintage
» Red one-shouldered vintage Halston dress $325 via Vintageous.

A very red eye back into La La Land, and your K’s (barely) functioning on her third night of four hours of barely beauty sleep, and third day of three triple soy lattes.

So I slip on a slip of a Miu Miu dress to pad about my pad, to snuggle with my laptop and e-conversate, to force my fingers to fly across my keypad until seven or eight p.m., when I’ll slip on skyscraper sandals over tights under my Miu Miu slip to slip out for a date –

I’ll be sharing soy lattes and toy friend stories with my BFF at Getty.

» Miu Miu slip dress $385 via Net-a-Porter

Kristopher:

Hi, Friday emergency call.

I’m a maid of honor in my best friend’s wedding overseas. The wedding is taking place in a colonial cathedral by the beach. Nice, right? Not. The dress code had only a horrific word next to it which my subconscience ignored conveniently: WHITE. The wedding is in 15 days and I have to pull off a wedding outfit ensemble that looks chic enough to have my ex (he’s gonna be the best man) drool over my virginal whiteness… May I mention I’m in New York! There’s barely any store with anything white that looks remotely decent. I need help, an intervention from the gods, a latte, anything! INSIGHT!!!

In luv with your blog always,
Em

And I’m in love with you, Ems.But before we get married, let’s get you your intervention from the gods, insight, and a soy latte rolled into one petite, chic, and smoky-eyed package –
Let your K help you style your wedding with your ex.

Too tall heels that spell S-E-X come before your requisite little white dress, always, and especially given your situation, doll. Check these Giuseppe Zanotti shoes ($595, eLUXURY), a 4.25″gladiator of a wedge, which’ll rock right with this white frock.

Now go get your beach party on, love.

I love wearing high-waisted skirts at the moment - but how would I wear a jacket/sweater with one in winter? A normal length jacket would obviously cover up the high waist, but on the other hand a cropped jacket would look out of proportion!
- Karina

A cropped jacket would actually be perfectly in proportion, doll. And if your high-waisted skirt’s a skinny pencil of a thing, a cropped swing coat or capelet would bring balance to your long, thin bottom.

If you don’t like to rock such an exaggerated look, though -

Find me in a beaded cocktail dress, too-tall heels, and a smoky eye in the AM at Starbucks.

- Your K gets it.

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Hey, Kris! Love the blog. How ’bout advice on wearing a black satin bubble skirt? I don’t wanna look costumey… Thanks.
Em

Life, love, is all about balance.

So forget any sort of tunic or loose blouse on top of that bubble skirt, and opt instead for a slinky, second-skin top. Your black bubble skirt would rock right with a simple, ballerina leotard tucked into it. I dig this white scoop neck and back leotard ($14).

Let the volume of your bubble skirt stretch your legs long by slipping on some skyscraper heels, like these lace-up, lacey Marc-y Marc by Marc Jacobs pumps ($179).

Go get your holiday party on.

Kristopher, I love your blog. I was just reading the advice you gave Sam and being a 16 year old girl of 5′11 I wanted to know if you had any tips for dressing tall. I weigh about 130 pounds, so I’m very petite which has turned out to be more of a burden then a blessing… I can never find clothes that fit my non-exsistant hips and tops that dont emphasize the fact that the boob gene just passed me by. Don’t even get me started on the issue of finding cute shoes with size 11 feet that aren’t the exact same Hermes ballet flats that I’ve gone through… Also, is it bad to wear heels when you sort of tower over most people? Help me, Kristopher!

Too tall for fashion,
Lexy

Ooh la love, I always wished I was super model tall like you.

And I’d still rock five-inch heels.

Or at least some modest wooden wedges, a la these woven leather Kenneth Cole New York shoes ($315), sized 11, love.

These Kenneth Cole New York shoes would rock right with a swing dress - all twiggy and leggy, you’re one of the few ladies who can really pull off blooming volume. I say spend the fall highlighting your legs for miles with painted-on jeans and loose, layered tunics.

Ooh la love.

Though I usually don’t do dresses other than flapper frocks, I adore this crayon green dress from Forever 21. Fresh, cheap and chic, ladylike without being stuffy, it’s perfect the summer.

I’ve actually seen it in person, and while you won’t be able to cherish this poly-cotton blend for the rest of your life, you’ll get some bang for your 27 bucks.

By the way, lovelies, “Elements of Style” is on holiday. We’ll just have to catch a soy latte together and bask in each other’s fabulousness for you to see me rock flapper frocks and five-inch-heels.

Ooh la love.

I like to get all dolled up for soy latte dates with my laptop, my little iBook treats me like a princess (unlike my parasite-ridden PC).

Lotta Stensson dress: I think I’ll just frame this dress instead of hanging it up in my closet. Gorgeous beading, an elegant cut, and a drop waist make it flapper, raw edges and a low neckline keep it fresh.

Ponyskin pumps: Calfhair printed with leopard, platform paired with a stiletto, delicate slingback straps, I’m wearing these heels to death, can you blame me? An inch taller, and these heels would be glued to my feet.

And my daily recipe for face:

5 lbs. e.l.f.’s “Drama” eyeshadow
3 coats black mascara
Smear of black eye liner
Dash of e.l.f’s “Strawberry Creme” lip balm
Pinch of e.l.f’s “Natural Radiance” blusher

If you didn’t already know, all e.l.f. cosmetics are $1 a pop, and you can get a free compact when you purchase four or more elements.