03.Jul.2008
A reminder of what to do when your dream’s an inch out of your grasp… |
A gift from me to me, engraved “Penicillin Allergy” on the back. Tres romantic… |
The only cheese I like is goat. Why doesn’t anyone make a necklace reading “Logic”… |
Excepting my sexy medical alert bracelet, the jewelry is from MaxAndChloe.com–they’re having a Fourth sale, with up to 70% off.
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24.Apr.2008
One part sensual, one part smart, total turn-on… |
For when mace doesn’t fit into your purse… |
Its bits are insect-like. Clever but creepy… |
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25.Mar.2008
Power’s less attractive than independence, but this is lust-worthy… |
I wear this so people can say, “Kris with a ‘K’?” and feel clever… |
The elevation of garbage. I hate this designer more than Marky Marc Jacobs.. |
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17.Mar.2008
Why get dressed outside of slips of silk like this… |
Who and their mom don’t own a pair like these.. |
Perfect shiny-shiny for your inner five-year-old chola… |
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12.Mar.2008
A little saccharine, sure. But a sweet way to propose to myself… |
Arrange two sets into XXXO so you promote more than hugs and kisses… |
I stared at this and wondered, “Why?” Two minutes of my life I’ll never get back… |
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11.Mar.2008
Rich minimalism tangled into sensuality… |
More flapper than hippie. About as granola as I go… |
Save the world with ugly, overpriced designer duds… |
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25.Feb.2008
I prefer a happy marriage of form and function, but like a man I can be a sucker for simply pretty… |
Ignore the model’s slouch, this slip of silk is elegant in its effortlessness, boss as a basic… |
If you priced this $5 and the only label stamped on it was “Made in China,” would you buy it… |
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13.Feb.2008
Louis Vuitton That’s Love brooch $310, eLUXURY.com
I love an alphabet’s worth of four-letter words; L-O-V-E is one of them.
L-O-V-E is often priced R-I-C-H, L-O-V-E is the power to pick your B-O-S-S, but, most importantly, L-O-V-E means enjoying a much less overused and abused four-letter word:
A lovely F-U-C-K.
But did I really need to spell that out?
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