Ooh la love.

A shearling Miu Miu ankle boot is your winter fling, because:

A Miu Miu shearling ankle boot takes care you, keeping you warm and supporting your standing taller, straighter.

A shearling Miu Miu ankle boot is a rougher city chic than those spacy New Wave ankle boots at the feet of every other girl.

A shearling Miu Miu ankle boot rocks right whether you’re power lunching with the boys or sharing champagne martinis with the ladies -

Unlike those other Ugg-ly boots best left to sit in front of the couch, with sweats.

» Shearling Miu Miu ankle boot $590 at Net-a-Porter.

Once upon a time, Marc-y Marc Jacobs and I didn’t get along -

I found Marc Jacobs more cutesy than cute, Marc Jacobs built for women who wanted to be girls their entire lives, Marc Jacobs seemed more interested in covering women’s bodies than highlighting their figures.

But slowly, I began to respect Marc Jacobs’ genius, to enjoy his cheeky chic, I began to understand Marc Jacobs and -

That apparently Marc Jacobs loves animals as much as I do.

» Marc Jacobs fox fur hat $1,600 at Net-a-Porter

Ooh la love.

Here’s how I rock winter boots: with a 4″ heel and thigh-high shaft, a la Casadei.

This Casadei boot’s lug sole gives grip to sleety sidewalks, patent leather plays water-resistant, and a shearling-lined, over-the-knee shaft keeps you warmer than any Marc-y Marc Jacobs moon boots.

Slave to fashion, I am not.

» Casadei boot $941.95 at Zappos Couture.

Ooh la love.

Low-cut 80’s-ish ankle boots are fresh, but I prefer shoes a touch more classic.

Like a purple suede, rabbit-trimmed ankle boot, a la Christian Louboutin.

With an almond toe, classic stiletto, and fresh violet color, this Christian Louboutin ankle boot plays timeless. Is the ankle boot modern mod? Sure, with opaque tights and a shift dress. Is the ankle boot Studio 54, 2004? With your little gold dress it is. Or maybe the ankle boot is neo New Wave? Your sweater dress and leggings agree. The Christian Louboutin ankle boot also plays very now: rock the ankle boot with tailored shorts, a breezy buttondown, and unbuttoned vest.

» Suede rabbit-trimmed Christian Louboutin ankle boot $717 at Bluefly.

Giuseppe Zanotti knows how to please the ladies.

A cognac leather is smooth, charming, and keeps this Giuseppe Zanotti boot comfortably attractive.

A rabbit trim is spoil-you-luxe, soft-to-your-touch on this Giuseppe Zanotti boot.

I’d write something along the lines of a hard 4¼” heel keeping you on your toes all night long -

But that’d be a touch much.

» Rabbit-trimmed Giuseppe Zanotti boots $1,025 at Neiman Marcus.

Ooh la love.

Shoe maestro Giuseppe Zanotti is like an angel, looking out for me.

Fresh lamenting not being able to wear fur in Los Angeles, especially during the summer months, I found this rabbit-trimmed Giuseppe Zanotti sandal.

Now I finally have something I can wear to the beach.

Ooh la love.

I blinked, and now it’s almost summer.

Farewell SPF 25, hello SPF 45. Tah tah, sporting fur for warmth, give me a kiss, rocking glammy dead animals gratuitously.

This Dolce & Gabbana handbag of ram fur and eel skin is calling to the animal lover inside me, I love this Dolce and Gabbana handbag’s solid white made rich by the different textures.

What about you, doll?

The perpetual traffic. The natives’ ooh la love for flip-flops, faux boobs, and orange skin.

The amazing weather gorgeous year-round that traps my mink fur coats, fur capelets, fox fur hats, fur boots, and vintage fur muffs in my closet.

I hate Los Angeles.

Were I in New York City, extremely sleep deprived, shelling out $6 for a soy latte, almost getting hit by an angry cab as I run back to my thousand-dollar-plus shoebox I call home, I could be wearing this Tryst natural rabbit fur jacket.

Maybe I’ll buy it anyway and wear it over a bikini.

And probably get arrested for prostitution.

» Tryst rabbit fur coat available at Bluefly.

» Ralph Lauren bikini available at Bluefly.