Wanting.The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Wearing.Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
Hating.This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |
Wanting.For this flapper frock’s sleek architecture, I’ll forgive Stella McCartney for raping Mother Earth for organic profits… |
Wearing.Simple, chic, and less than a double shot espresso on ice, with an energy boost and no sugar added, thank you… |
Hating.I never understood this It bag. Call me a Kristopher instead of a Krissy, and explain to me what the ruffles are for.. |
Wanting.It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious… |
Wearing.I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)… |
Hating.Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase.. |
Wanting.Depending who’s wielding one, this trumps being woken up with a green tea soy latte and Jay-Z blasting… |
Wearing.It fit my iPhone and plastic cash, so I bought it. But if you eBay for pricing, apparently I was ripped off… |
Hating.The craftsmanship bothers me more than the concept - a lot of chicks would look lovelier with one of these… |
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