Art- und Weiseverfasser KRiSTOPHER HERZÖGE

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Die Bemühung in mühelosem

31.Jan.2008, 08:32 P.M.

Kohlbeutel $695 $243, Haute Look.com
Kohlbeutel
„Sie schaut, wie sie geht zum Abschlußball.“

Der Haarstilist pausiert mittlerer Flaum, Carlota und ich bändige unser Gurren über den ringlets des Modells, die Wellungen, die sorgfältig zum Sonne-geküßten Blick hervorgehoben werden. Adam erreicht für eine Handvoll der organischen Hintermischung. „Ich wünsche effortlessly elegantes. Sie schaut, wie sie geht zu einem High School Tanz mit diesem Haar.“

„Wir können die Wellen des Modells loser bilden,“ sagt Carlota, „aber ich mag sie. Kristopher?“

„Ich mag sie, auch“ sage ich. „Es ist Mädchenhaar.“

„Und wir verkaufen an Mädchen,“ sagt Carlota.

„In Ordnung fein“ sagt Adam. „Nach einer Lebenszeit des Seins Mädchen, wissen Sie Kerle, über was Sie sprechen. Ich gehe Arbeit über Million andere Sachen, die ich tun kann, daß ich weiß wirklich.“

Die vorbildlichen Belege auf einer Weinlese Chanel verschieben sich, eine einfache Hülle des Gewebes impeccably hergestellt, damit sie in einen Hintergrund für den Körper schmilzt, der ihn trägt. Nach vielen Minuten Verfassung, sieht sie natürlich wie eine lebende Puppe aus.

„Ich wollte Ihnen erklären daß,“, sagt einen Stilisten, Mary und pausiert ihr Feststecken. Sie ist ein Hippie Hippie in den hohen-waisted, breiten Jeans und eine Goldhalskette, die als Stirnbandüberschuß tousled getragen wurde absichtlich, Haar. „I wirklich Liebe Ihr Aufstellungsort.“

UNTERHALT-MESSWERT“



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Was Ihr K ist…

30.Jan.2008, 09:59 morgens

Tragen.

Wunsch.

Hassen.



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Poppie Couture Clutch in Stingray

25.Jan.2008, 11:46 am

Poppie Couture clutch in stingray $650, Poppie Couture.com
Poppie Couture clutch
The most boss, the best in life is pared down, bared down, ruthlessly stripped to its essential function for form.

Think a Poppie Couture fold-over clutch in gold stingray, an iPhone for YouPorn.com, or–

A designer dildo.



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Fendi “Hologram” Bag on Sale

24.Jan.2008, 09:52 am

Fendi Hologram clutch $722 $511
Fendi Hologram Clutch on sale
Because your cash is better bet on Google stock.

Because your dollars do better invested in a hooker.

If you didn’t win the Fendi Hologram clutch, buy it on sale.
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R & Y Augousti Bag

23.Jan.2008, 10:15 am

R & Y Augousti bag $295 , Barneys.com
R & Y Augousti Bag

Irregular but right angles of bronze frame a slice of stingray, hard hugging a sliver of ostrich. Boss black for white tie, this R & Y Augousti bag is as green as it gets.

How many other designers love animals as much as R & Y Augousti?

$295 at Barney’s. Tax, a guiltless consciousness that prizes skyscrapers over mountains, and Hummer with chinchilla-covered seats and hummers from hookers not included.



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Jimmy Choo Bag, “Pilar,” Giveaway

22.Jan.2008, 02:48 pm

Jimmy Choo bag “Pilar” $575, Jimmy Choo.com
Jimmy Choo bag

Long and hard, blush red, wide-eyed and fresh, this Jimmy Choo bag makes me wonder why its model’s mouth is blocked out.

She’s probably eating–

A piece of a Bible-shaped cake, with virgin vanilla frosting detailing passages about that hooker Jesus hung with, Mary Magdalene.

Win this Jimmy Choo “Pilar” bag and other It bags from W magazine.



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Zagliani Bag, “Queen of Barcelona”

15.Jan.2008, 02:26 pm

Zagliani Bag in 18K leather $2,495, Shop.HarveyNichols.com
Zagliani Bag

If it’s defined as deserved decadence.

If it’s defined as luxury labored for.

If it’s defined as a celebration of self(ishness).

Greed still isn’t good.

Greed is great.

[Via Handbags.Luxist.com]



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Web Snob Links: ‘Cause I’m a Snob Offline, Too

11.Jan.2008, 10:38 am

Christian Louboutin bag $1,690, Louboutin New York
Christian Louboutin bag
» Bag Bliss introduces the latest Alpaca lamb clutch by Christian Louboutin.
» Stiletto Jungle shows off the official 27 Dresses jewelry collection.
» Bag Snob digs the rockin’ vibe of the horny alligator clutch by ROMANEK.
» Beauty Snob! shares how to lose weight with lip gloss.
» Coquette adores JCrew’s Campo De’ Fiori.
» Fashion Indie picks the top 10 trends to transition with into spring.
» Fashiontribes loves a handmade silver Band-Aid pin.
» My Fashion Life adores MAC Moisturelush.
» Papierblog deconstructs the Giorgio Armani cell phone
» Second City Style picks four celebrity style favorites.
» StyleBakery.com has you brave the cold with chic winter boots.
» Styleaholic recaps this week’s NYC street/nightlife fashion trends.
» Stylehive’s sure the iconic Members Only is back.
» WELOVEBEAUTY.com wants YOU to vote for the look of 2007.
» eBeautyDaily pits Lorac and Diorshow against each other in a mascara war.



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Coach Legacy Envelope in Leather

07.Jan.2008, 10:39 am

Coach Legacy envelope $198, Coach.com
Coach Envelope
The whole world may be your stage, but life shouldn’t be a drama.

Instead of circling ’round tangled story lines, life should turn right angles while you build your reality.

Life’s business should be less a show for everyone else, and more your own VIP club.

Like a Coach Legacy envelope.

Rich in minimalism, pure in purpose, its sliver of shape selectively fits others into it: car keys to ignite your drive, plastic money to pay your own way, and–

An iPhone for watching porn.

[Coach Legacy envelope via GetTRIO.com]



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Fendi Bag Giveaway Winner

03.Jan.2008, 10:37 am

Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com
Fendi Hologram Clutch Giveaway

Thank you all for entering, and thanks to e-boutique Fendi Hologram Clutch giveaway with TrendoraTrendora™ for sponsoring this Fendi “Hologram” clutch giveaway.

Though the closest to communism I’ve gotten is The Boy taking me to the Kremlin for my birthday, if I could I’d give you all a Fendi bag.

However, until Hillary is president, America’s still home to capitalism. So I’m picking the best entry for the Fendi bag:

Emma!

Thanks to all you boss ladies — and a few dudes — for entering. Read some of the best entries, after the jump.

As always, you ladies really make me want to touch myself touch me.

XXXO,
K

KEEP READING »



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Boss Lady

Less into f**k-me shoes and more into f**k-you shoes, fashion writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES blogs about The Effort in Effortless, five-inch heels, It bags, and more. »

Because life is short. Your skirt should be, too.™

"Kristopher Dukes win[s] wide praise in the fashion world..."


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"Five-inch heels, It bags, and designer jewelry, with the occasional post about love for almost all things mink. [Kristopher is] courting PETA love."