R & Y Augousti bag $295 , Barneys.com

Irregular but right angles of bronze frame a slice of stingray, hard hugging a sliver of ostrich. Boss black for white tie, this R & Y Augousti bag is as green as it gets.

How many other designers love animals as much as R & Y Augousti?

$295 at Barney’s. Tax, a guiltless consciousness that prizes skyscrapers over mountains, and Hummer with chinchilla-covered seats and hummers from hookers not included.

Jimmy Choo bag “Pilar” $575, Jimmy Choo.com

Long and hard, blush red, wide-eyed and fresh, this Jimmy Choo bag makes me wonder why its model’s mouth is blocked out.

She’s probably eating–

A piece of a Bible-shaped cake, with virgin vanilla frosting detailing passages about that hooker Jesus hung with, Mary Magdalene.

Win this Jimmy Choo “Pilar” bag and other It bags from W magazine.

Zagliani Bag in 18K leather $2,495, Shop.HarveyNichols.com

If it’s defined as deserved decadence.

If it’s defined as luxury labored for.

If it’s defined as a celebration of self(ishness).

Greed still isn’t good.

Greed is great.

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Christian Louboutin bag $1,690, Louboutin New York

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Coach Legacy envelope $198, Coach.com

The whole world may be your stage, but life shouldn’t be a drama.

Instead of circling ’round tangled story lines, life should turn right angles while you build your reality.

Life’s business should be less a show for everyone else, and more your own VIP club.

Like a Coach Legacy envelope.

Rich in minimalism, pure in purpose, its sliver of shape selectively fits others into it: car keys to ignite your drive, plastic money to pay your own way, and–

An iPhone for watching porn.

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Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com

Thank you all for entering, and thanks to e-boutique Trendora™ for sponsoring this Fendi “Hologram” clutch giveaway.

Though the closest to communism I’ve gotten is The Boy taking me to the Kremlin for my birthday, if I could I’d give you all a Fendi bag.

However, until Hillary is president, America’s still home to capitalism. So I’m picking the best entry for the Fendi bag:

Emma!

Thanks to all you boss ladies — and a few dudes — for entering. Read some of the best entries, after the jump.

As always, you ladies really make me want to touch myself touch me.

XXXO,
K

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Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com

You’ve got until midnight to win this Fendi hologram clutch. The best things in life aren’t free, so while I’m giving away a Fendi hologram clutch* with e-boutique Trendora™, it’s no random drawing.

You’ve got to sign up here and tell us why you deserve this boss Fendi clutch.

As always, you ladies really make me want to touch myself touch me.

XXXO,
K

* Contest ends December 31, 2007 at 11:59 am PST. A winner will be chosen January 1, 2008.

Liucia obi clutch $250, Liucia.com

The present is a gift when it’s a perfect blend of past and future, when your now rides high on experience towards rosy hopes.

When your now levies lessons learned to climb towards climatic success.

When your now slides in and out of what’s former and forward.

When your now fashions fingerprint-unique history — a vintage obi belt from a kimono — into something future-forward — a ruthlessly minimalist rectangle clutch.

And just like your now should luxuriate in naked necessities, this obi bag looks like it’d only fit a condom and an iPhone–

The world’s oldest pleasure sport and the freshest way to watch at porn.

How presently perfect.

Fox fur muff $350, MadisonAveMall.com

ShoeBlog.com has asked me to spill seven secrets. If you didn’t already know…

1. I shop like a Kristopher, not a Krissy. I barely, rarely browse for fashion offline. I know what I want, I buy it, and I work it. Same goes for men.
2. I keep fur in my fridge. Think three vintage fur muffs, a rabbit-trimmed head scarf, and a vintage Saks mink cap. I’ve also got some water in there. My main regret living in Los Angeles? It doesn’t get cold enough for glammy dead pets, and I love animals more than PETA.
3. I own crotchless panties. This probably isn’t a secret. I’ve got two rules for buying lingerie: either underwear’s got to be wearable as outerwear, or it should be unmentionable. Though I’ll usually mention it.
4. My legal name is Kristopher Dukes. I’ve met people who knew my dot-com, but didn’t think a girl named Kristopher really existed. A flash of California I.D. later they were convinced, though confused as to why I wasn’t dancing on the table.
5. I own New Balance sneakers. My sneakers are the unicorns of closets, they’re an urban myth, like models who don’t do coke. I wear them everyday — jogging. My dad saw me working out in them once, and even he was shocked I don’t exercise in hooker heels.
6. I stopped sipping six soy lattes a day. My gorgeous espresso machine is drying up, as I’ve been Starbucksing for sugar-free, green tea soy lattes. Can I have, like, a side of hip-hop yoga with that? The stuff of pussies, I know.
7. I’m really a 40-year-old virgin in Texas who owns three cats.

Whose dirty lingerie do you boss ladies want to air? Leave a comment and name a blogger. First three bloggers listed, considered yourselves tagged.

Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com

You’ve got two more weeks to win a Fendi hologram clutch. The best things in life aren’t free, so while I’m giving away a Fendi hologram clutch* with e-boutique Trendora™, it’s no random drawing.

You’ve got to sign up here and tell us why you deserve this boss Fendi clutch.

Entries don’t need to be epic like those VOGUEs that weigh more than you: just name drop Heidi Fleiss, link to a YouTube vid full of lap dances and dirty talk, and you’re a likely winner.

As always, you ladies really make me want to touch myself touch me.

XXXO,
K

* Contest ends December 31, 2007. A winner will be chosen January 1, 2008.