02.Jun.2008, 11:31 am
A crisp, classic flapper frock. Life’s short. Your skirt — and time spent fussing in the mirror — should be, too. But not the toyfriend… |
Life’s black and white, so are my eyes. And if I divorce eccentrically rich enough, they’ll probably be blue occasionally too…. |
Run away from the runway version of the T-shirt tuxe. However slimming this is, it also trims off pounds of self-respect… |


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16.May.2008, 12:12 pm
Be thankful the heel’s not higher. Otherwise you might see me in these. Bizarre… |
Slips of lace laced together make these (barely) better than wearing nothing… |
Look, I’m faking sloppily exposing my slip to you. Oh, Marky Marc, the wit… |


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13.May.2008, 09:59 am
It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious… |
I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)… |
Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase.. |

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28.Apr.2008, 01:02 pm
A softly posh, f**k-you bag. Louis logos are for lazies lacking imagination… |
A rich, goes-with-everything 9-to-5, 5-to-9, and 9-to-five-again bag… |
A hot, expensive mess. There are bags you want to marry, and bags you want to f**k… |

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24.Apr.2008, 11:02 am
One part sensual, one part smart, total turn-on… |
For when mace doesn’t fit into your purse… |
Its bits are insect-like. Clever but creepy… |
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