Wanting.A crisp, classic flapper frock. Life’s short. Your skirt — and time spent fussing in the mirror — should be, too. But not the toyfriend… |
Wearing.Life’s black and white, so are my eyes. And if I divorce eccentrically rich enough, they’ll probably be blue occasionally too…. |
Hating.Run away from the runway version of the T-shirt tuxe. However slimming this is, it also trims off pounds of self-respect… |
Wanting.A real f**k-you shoe. As in, “This is an ugly color? F**k you… You’re right.” The neon pea keeps the shoe from being too sweet… |
Wearing.Equal parts Old Hollywood and Hollywood Blvd. Real sassy class and also classy. Mhmm, finger snap in a Z formation… |
Hating.How could you do a dog like this? A dog’s cute enough alone. Espesh if it matches my shoes and can hold my AmEx and iPhone… |
Wanting.It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious… |
Wearing.I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)… |
Hating.Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase.. |
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