Fashion Writer KRISTOPHER DUKES

Womens Clothing

Piko 1988 Ish Your K Is…

21.Jul.2008, 12:57 pm
Piko 1988 dress

Wanting.

I found Piko 1988 scattered throughout LA boutiques. They make chic and cheap silk dresses. This one is crying for some silver f**k-you shoes…

Piko 1988 dress

Wearing.

I bought this in Beverly Hills–it’s just a sheet of silver silk. It’s that subtle shimmer that makes the dress move, sexy. And a $100 price tag is persuasive…

Piko 1988 Dress

Hating.

Very Britney, when she was still a “Slave 4 U.” I suppose the reminder of wasted potential is too painful. Or maybe it’s just that pink tie-dye…

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Jenni Kayne Ish Your K Is…

18.Jul.2008, 10:29 am
Jenni Kayne dress

Wanting.

Very classical Greek chic. There’s elegance in economy — though my Starbucks receipts say otherwise…

Jenni Kayne shoes

Wearing.

With a fat platform, awesome arch, and Barney purple, these Jenni Kayne pumps are kinda cartoonish. But boss…

Jenni Kayne dress

Hating.

A mess of materials, this Jenni Kayne jumper is the opposite of the Jenni Kayne dress I’m wanting…

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Chrome K Is…

14.Jul.2008, 09:54 pm
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Wanting.

Just a Benjie and a half. Buy it, and have a lust affair with yourself…

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Wearing.

When Giuseppe expands his design brilliance into luxury sex toys, I can stop dating…

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Hating.

This’ll perfectly hold Sex and The City DVDs. But I don’t think your dignity will fit…

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Slogan Jewelry Your K Is…

03.Jul.2008, 09:40 am
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Wanting.

A reminder of what to do when your dream’s an inch out of your grasp…

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Wearing.

A gift from me to me, engraved “Penicillin Allergy” on the back. Tres romantic…

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Hating.

The only cheese I like is goat. Why doesn’t anyone make a necklace reading “Logic”…

Excepting my sexy medical alert bracelet, the jewelry is from MaxAndChloe.com–they’re having a Fourth sale, with up to 70% off.



Nudes Your K Is

27.Jun.2008, 09:51 am
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Wanting.

These do what anything in your life should: make you more sexy. On sale, too…

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Wearing.

Concealer that blends invisible, instead of highlighting you’re covering up a blemish…

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Hating.

Coming from a chick who lives for too tall, Pretty Woman platforms…

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For Summer Tripping, What Your K Is…

25.Jun.2008, 09:21 am
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Wanting.

These clear acrylic, glammy glasses remind me I want a flat full of lucite furniture. Very Scarface, right…

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Wearing.

Hopefully the only time you’ll wish a tube of fruitiness was bigger, so you could rub it all over you…

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Hating.

Giuseppe’s genius is wasted on these thongs. Wedges work just as well as flats when you’re summer tripping…

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Hoodies Your K Is…

20.Jun.2008, 10:25 am
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Wanting.

Lined in lapin — that’s French for overpriced dead rabbit. Actually, this lazy luxe is on sale…

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Wearing.

Batwing sleeves, exaggerated hood… I bought this for the gym and now I’m slipping it over flapper frocks…

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Hating.

Nothing says “I’m the third Olsen twin” like a tent of a hooded kaftan printed with scorpions…

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‘Cause You Like It Half-Off. What Your K Is…

16.Jun.2008, 10:15 am
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Wanting.

All crayon colors laced into more drama than 90210. Only smart and elegant…

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Wearing.

My name’s Kristopher, I dig dudes, and I wear berets. Can I get any gayer…

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Hating.

For the 45-year-old princess who thinks she can get pregnant from kissing…

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Foldover Clutches Your K Is…

12.Jun.2008, 10:35 am
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Wanting.

The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla…

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Wearing.

Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality…

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Hating.

This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans…

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On-Sale Jumpsuits Your K Is…

10.Jun.2008, 11:03 am
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Wanting.

Only con to this romper? No Marilyn Monroe moments above subway grates…

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Wearing.

Looks like lingerie, but it’s femme without being fussy, such a practical pretty…

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Hating.

Best left to man-haters, not eaters. And maybe public school teachers…

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