21.Jul.2008, 12:57 pm
I found Piko 1988 scattered throughout LA boutiques. They make chic and cheap silk dresses. This one is crying for some silver f**k-you shoes… |
I bought this in Beverly Hills–it’s just a sheet of silver silk. It’s that subtle shimmer that makes the dress move, sexy. And a $100 price tag is persuasive… |
Very Britney, when she was still a “Slave 4 U.” I suppose the reminder of wasted potential is too painful. Or maybe it’s just that pink tie-dye… |


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18.Jul.2008, 10:29 am
Very classical Greek chic. There’s elegance in economy — though my Starbucks receipts say otherwise… |
With a fat platform, awesome arch, and Barney purple, these Jenni Kayne pumps are kinda cartoonish. But boss… |
A mess of materials, this Jenni Kayne jumper is the opposite of the Jenni Kayne dress I’m wanting… |


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14.Jul.2008, 09:54 pm
Just a Benjie and a half. Buy it, and have a lust affair with yourself… |
When Giuseppe expands his design brilliance into luxury sex toys, I can stop dating… |
This’ll perfectly hold Sex and The City DVDs. But I don’t think your dignity will fit… |


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03.Jul.2008, 09:40 am
A reminder of what to do when your dream’s an inch out of your grasp… |
A gift from me to me, engraved “Penicillin Allergy” on the back. Tres romantic… |
The only cheese I like is goat. Why doesn’t anyone make a necklace reading “Logic”… |
Excepting my sexy medical alert bracelet, the jewelry is from MaxAndChloe.com–they’re having a Fourth sale, with up to 70% off.
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27.Jun.2008, 09:51 am
These do what anything in your life should: make you more sexy. On sale, too… |
Concealer that blends invisible, instead of highlighting you’re covering up a blemish… |
Coming from a chick who lives for too tall, Pretty Woman platforms… |


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25.Jun.2008, 09:21 am
These clear acrylic, glammy glasses remind me I want a flat full of lucite furniture. Very Scarface, right… |
Hopefully the only time you’ll wish a tube of fruitiness was bigger, so you could rub it all over you… |
Giuseppe’s genius is wasted on these thongs. Wedges work just as well as flats when you’re summer tripping… |


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12.Jun.2008, 10:35 am
The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |

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