Wanting.These clear acrylic, glammy glasses remind me I want a flat full of lucite furniture. Very Scarface, right… |
Wearing.Hopefully the only time you’ll wish a tube of fruitiness was bigger, so you could rub it all over you… |
Hating.Giuseppe’s genius is wasted on these thongs. Wedges work just as well as flats when you’re summer tripping… |
Wanting.Lined in lapin — that’s French for overpriced dead rabbit. Actually, this lazy luxe is on sale… |
Wearing.Batwing sleeves, exaggerated hood… I bought this for the gym and now I’m slipping it over flapper frocks… |
Hating.Nothing says “I’m the third Olsen twin” like a tent of a hooded kaftan printed with scorpions… |
Wanting.The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Wearing.Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
Hating.This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |
Wanting.For this flapper frock’s sleek architecture, I’ll forgive Stella McCartney for raping Mother Earth for organic profits… |
Wearing.Simple, chic, and less than a double shot espresso on ice, with an energy boost and no sugar added, thank you… |
Hating.I never understood this It bag. Call me a Kristopher instead of a Krissy, and explain to me what the ruffles are for.. |
Wanting.As much as good design is form and function happily f**king, I love that these swimsuits are labeled as “not suitable for swimming”… |
Wearing.I’m a sucker for simple, and MaxStudio makes some clean lined dresses. The peekaboo panel is subtly sexy. And you know how I love subtle… |
Hating.If this wasn’t trimmed with Versace’s Greek-key closure, would you shell out two grand for a rectangle of snake-print foil.. |
Wanting.A crisp, classic flapper frock. Life’s short. Your skirt — and time spent fussing in the mirror — should be, too. But not the toyfriend… |
Wearing.Life’s black and white, so are my eyes. And if I divorce eccentrically rich enough, they’ll probably be blue occasionally too…. |
Hating.Run away from the runway version of the T-shirt tuxe. However slimming this is, it also trims off pounds of self-respect… |
Wanting.A real f**k-you shoe. As in, “This is an ugly color? F**k you… You’re right.” The neon pea keeps the shoe from being too sweet… |
Wearing.Equal parts Old Hollywood and Hollywood Blvd. Real sassy class and also classy. Mhmm, finger snap in a Z formation… |
Hating.How could you do a dog like this? A dog’s cute enough alone. Espesh if it matches my shoes and can hold my AmEx and iPhone… |
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