Wanting.These Giuseppes are hardly a virgin white. In glowing patent leather, this beige is the color of a bone. Er… |
Wearing.A Giuseppe shoe’s what sex should be: smart, bold, and expensive. Figuratively, of course… |
Hating.“Kitten” is just another word for “pussy.” I hate kitty cat heels. May as well put on some New Balances… |
Wearing.So everyone’s mother and their mother’s second cousin in BeHi was wearing one. I gave in; I needed a weekend bag I could thrash…. |
Wanting.Normally I don’t go for gimmicks (excepting my dad naming me Kristopher), but I love this Perplex heel. On super sale… |
Hating.I’d probably wear them if someone gave them to me — shh. If you’re secretly lusting and need justification, they’re $100+ off… |
Wearing.I have these in chrome. The patent’s disco doll, the T-strap Fitzgerald flapper, the whole shoe an extra 20% off with promocode “summer”… |
Wanting.Giuseppe crafts jewelry for your feet. Unlike lazy Loubies, these Giuseppes are good enough to make a gray T-shirt dress seem chic… |
Hating.A waste of Giuseppe’s genius. Dull gray suede that slips over your leg and falls flat. Completely craftless, the most blah boot … |
Wanting.Much more smart and sexy than its catalogue copy that Q’s, “Who will be the lord of your ring?” And anyway, it’d be Bruce Wayne… |
Hating.FitFlops won’t give you Ivanka’s legs. They’ll make your feet ugly and your ass fat as you justify that sixth serving of fro-yo… |
Wearing.Lovely, though I’m really waiting for Stella Mac to make these out of mink. I’m also waiting for Al Gore to fly in a private jet. Wait… |
Wanting.Very classical Greek chic. There’s elegance in economy — though my Starbucks receipts say otherwise… |
Wearing.With a fat platform, awesome arch, and Barney purple, these Jenni Kayne pumps are kinda cartoonish. But boss… |
Hating.A mess of materials, this Jenni Kayne jumper is the opposite of the Jenni Kayne dress I’m wanting… |
Wanting.These clear acrylic, glammy glasses remind me I want a flat full of lucite furniture. Very Scarface, right… |
Wearing.Hopefully the only time you’ll wish a tube of fruitiness was bigger, so you could rub it all over you… |
Hating.Giuseppe’s genius is wasted on these thongs. Wedges work just as well as flats when you’re summer tripping… |
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