Fashion Writer KRiSTOPHER DUKES

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What Your K Is…

13.Mar.2008, 10:03 am
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Wanting.

All hard lines, an ambitious arch, and the right angles equal the geometry of sex…

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Wearing.

Black and white eyes for a black and white world? That, and I don’t do red lipstick…

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Hating.

Another designer-dud must for 30-year-old girls who think it witty to dress ugly…

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What Your K Is…

07.Mar.2008, 11:20 am
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Wanting.

Pants are overrated. Put on a tunic, and tah dah…

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Wearing.

Greater than Gatsby chic, fast on and faster off…

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Hating.

Bowling balls go high fashion. Strike out…

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What Your K Is…

05.Mar.2008, 02:18 pm
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Wanting.

Check how the chiffon covers all just to reveal. The brain is your best sex organ…

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Wearing.

Blogging in pajamas? More like this and some peep-show peep toes…

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Hating.

The overpriced, Soho-situated cousin to Birkenstocks. Eat some organic granola…

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What Your K Is…

04.Mar.2008, 02:04 pm
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Wanting.

These shoes show the only marriage that interests me: one of form and function…

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Wearing.

Throw on a coat and f**k-you heels, go blow bucks at ‘Bucks…

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Hating.

The latest chastity belt: crafty and more overpriced than virginity…

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What Your K Is…

21.Feb.2008, 02:10 pm

Wanting.

Eve should have run off with the snake. He knew a good time…

Wearing.

Cheeky chic for your cheeks? Smart asses give good brain…

Hating.

Sexy isn’t needing a label to help watch your walk, to attract attention…



What K Is…

15.Feb.2008, 12:10 pm

Wearing.

If you have to figure out how to wear it, don’t wear it…

Wanting.

F**k-you heels with all right angles, on super-sale…

Hating.

Probably an accurate scale for most relationships…

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Prada Shoes with Flower Heels

04.Feb.2008, 10:17 am

Prada shoes with flower heels $590, Neiman Marcus.com
Prada Shoes
A bouquet of blossoms is just a bunch of dead plants.

The only flowers worth presenting on V Day are these Prada shoes.

Gift yourself these flower Prada shoes, slip them on your stems, and put out.

As for your toyfriend –

You can’t say “I love you” without a big, capital “I.”



Go Red

01.Feb.2008, 04:45 pm

Jimmy Choo patent sandals $585, Net-a-Poter.com
Jimmy Choo sandals
Red means mad, red means blood, red means–

A color you can wear to promote National Wear Red Day, today, 24 hours set aside to raise awareness about heart disease. The number one killer of women — and their toyfriends, but who’s counting? — can be prevented.

In fact, I just replaced my heart with a Starbucks latte cup.

Email me for specifications, or you can also prevent heart disease with a visit to Go Red for Women.org.

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What Your K Is…

30.Jan.2008, 09:59 am

Wearing.

Wanting.

Hating.



Christian Louboutin Shoes, T-Bar

29.Jan.2008, 03:57 pm

Christian Louboutin shoes $755, Net-a-Porter.com
Christian Louboutin shoes
All things are not created equal.

Some hookers have the discipline to stand tall and live independently, resisting the gravity of lying flat; some housewives are scared of heights.

Some hookers have fearlessness to make their blues bright against a mad red sole; some housewives would rather live in a twilight of gray.

Some hookers trade value for value in order to pay for f**k-you shoes; some housewives live off an allowance of slippers.

But wherever, however you were born, remember: you can make yourself.

Hopefully into a woman that Christian Louboutin’ll make shoes for.

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