Shoes
Giuseppe Zanotti Nude Shoes K Is…
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Wanting.Nude suede peeptoes drowning in Swarovski crystals are so obvious, old school glam, like Marilyn Monroe’s “Happy Birthday” dress. Shimmering sex that’s both under- and overstated: just how your New Year should be rung in… |
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Wearing.3½” heels are a ½” too short, but that carved resin heel is too gorgeous. Such a simple nude shoe, set off by a mosaic stiletto is genius. Like lingerie for your feet, Giuseppe Zanotti nude shoes are better than naked… |
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Hating.Giuseppe Zanotti is one of the few brands I’m a whore for: Giuseppe makes shoes that are quirky, over-the-top sex. Which means Giuseppe sometimes designs nude shoes like these. Thank god they’re out of stock — there’s already enough ugly in the world… |
Bottega Veneta Shoes On Sale. K Is…
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WantingBuying eBay stock, or investing in Bottega Veneta sandals that I could flip on eBay later. At 30% off, with the world ending, the decision’s not so tough… |
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WearingI love that indented heel. I have Bottega booties like this, and hidden platform cheats you into extra height. Also 30% off… |
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HatingNot even five inches of that sculptural heel I love can save these Bottega brogues. But 30% off might…. |
Davis by Ruthie Davis Shoes On Sale K Is…
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WantingThat sliver of silver supporting an architectural heel is what makes these Davis by Ruthie Davis booties more elegant than the usual hoof-like ankle boots. Even better? Enter promocode “cybermonday” this Monday for 40% off this and all items at ShopSheBoutique.com… |
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WearingThese Davis by Ruthie Davis pumps aren’t as blingy as they seem on paper, so long as you pair them with a little white dress. And not the silver bra I wear around home, while working. On fashion blogs. Less than two Benjies with promo code “cybermonday”… |
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HatingRuthie Davis is best when she follows her design inspiration of mid-century minimalism. Not when she succumbs to Posh production: a platform, a studded mary jane strap, and a gold-chrome arch. Still, at 80% off, I’d forgive you for buying these… |
Givenchy Platforms K Is…
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WantingA golden penny tucked into a crocodile platform pump is rather ironic. Or it was, two years ago. Now, I’d consider it savings… |
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WearingI love looking down at the tops of these Givenchy platform sandals: the crisscross cut-outs are perfectly symmetrical. Everything in life should be so intentionally beautiful. Which reminds me, I’m late for some needles in 90210… |
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HatingDudes speeding in Lambos in suburbia, kissing a chick and swearing you like it, and furred peep-toe Givenchy booties that make you uncomfortable to look at are all of the same soul– There’s no elegance in such obvious effort… |
Christian Louboutins On Sale K Is…
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WantingI thought life was a game, but I had no idea it ran on Monopoly money. Even though Uncle Sam is spending your dough like it’s his, at least everything’s on sale as the world ends. Sure, even at 40% off these Christian Louboutins cost more than GM stock, but they’re a better investment… |
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WearingA sexy, classic sandal by Christian Louboutin, for only $400. The way the world’s going, I think we’ll all soon be working for Big Brother. These Christian Louboutins fit my new job’s dress code: the only government gig I want is the one that Spitzer’s chick had… |
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Hating40% off Christian Louboutin boots for when you want to style like the retarded sister of Rihanna. Weep with me: you know some chick with a lopsided pixie used their Economic Stimulus Check to buy something as tasteless as this… |
Giuseppe Booties K Is..
Wanting.Maybe when I’m plastic, divorced, and old (say, 25) I’ll give into the elegance of Louboutin. Till then, I’m all over Giuseppe’s quirky sex… |
Wearing.Simple, sculptural, and 52% off. Since they don’t come in other colors, buy three pairs. You’ll wear them forever. Or at least until you’re 25… |
Hating.Are they pumps? Are they boots? Are they hot? Simply since I ponder them a la Carrie from Monogamy and the City, I hate these… |
Extra 25% Off. Giuseppe Shoes On Sale K Is…
Wanting.These Giuseppes are hardly a virgin white. In glowing patent leather, this beige is the color of a bone. Er… |
Wearing.A Giuseppe shoe’s what sex should be: smart, bold, and expensive. Figuratively, of course… |
Hating.“Kitten” is just another word for “pussy.” I hate kitty cat heels. May as well put on some New Balances… |
Post-Labor Day White K Is…
Wearing.So everyone’s mother and their mother’s second cousin in BeHi was wearing one. I gave in; I needed a weekend bag I could thrash…. |
Wanting.Normally I don’t go for gimmicks (excepting my dad naming me Kristopher), but I love this Perplex heel. On super sale… |
Hating.I’d probably wear them if someone gave them to me — shh. If you’re secretly lusting and need justification, they’re $100+ off… |
