With Halloween hung over, it’s time to prep presents for Kwanzanukkah, to play selfless, to –与万圣节洪结束了，它的时间来准备好礼物，为kwanzanukkah ，发挥无私，以-

Gift those who gift you richly the best.礼品那些礼物你丰富的最好成绩。

It’s just good business.这只是生意红火。

But before your buying spree, invest in a something for yourself, like these two-tone bowed但摆在你的购买热潮，投资于一个东西给自己，像这两个音鞠躬 Christian Louboutin shoes 基督教卢布坦鞋 . 。 All boss black and serious satin, these Christian Louboutin shoes bow-tie yourself into your own gift.所有老板黑色和严重缎，这些基督教卢布坦鞋蝶形你到你自己的礼物。

The ambitious arch will have you watch your walk into your meeting.雄心勃勃的拱桥将有你看你走进你的会议。

And kill it.并于死地。

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Halloween is all about:万圣节是什么：

Goth glam and black fun. goth glam和黑色的乐趣。

Getting a spell on.越来越蛊惑。

Dressing more slutty than usual.敷料更slutty比平时多。

Which would be hard, without these这会是艰苦的，如果没有这些 Jimmy Choo boot shoes 麦朱氏开机鞋 called “Spell.”所谓"注意保重身体。 "

Happy Halloween, lovelies.快乐万圣节， lovelies 。

XXXO, xxxo ，
K k

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Better to be a whore than a housewife:更是一个婊子，比家庭主妇：

One’s all fair trade and freedom, and the other’s a leash in the form of a shared bank account.一个人的所有公平贸易和自由，以及其他是一个引发骚乱，在形成一个共同的银行帐户。

One’s all love making and passion, and the other is baby breeding punctuated with a yawn.一个人的所有爱的决策和激情，另一种是婴儿育种非连续性与yawn 。

One’s all一个人的全部 fuck-you Brian Atwood shoes 他妈的友布赖恩阿特伍德鞋 in mad red, and the other is I - haven’t - been - fucked - in - five - months terrycloth slippers stained with dull decaf drip from a chipped mug.在疯狂红的，和其他就是我-没有-被-性交-在-五-几个月t er ryc loth拖鞋沾满平淡de ca f滴灌从插话杯。

Shudder.不寒而栗。

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This这 Givenchy shoe givenchy鞋 is how sex should style: playfully tough, smartly erotic, equal parts femme submission and masculine domination.是怎样的性别应该风格： playfully强硬，聪明的春宫，平等部分妇女意见书和阳刚统治。

And like sex, this Givenchy shoe’s success lies in its details: an extra thick cover-up exaggerates a peep show of a peep toe, the tiny polished studs drip wet-like over a beautiful skin, and a sumptuous arch is inspired by something long and hard and–像性别，这givenchy鞋的成功在于它的细节：对超厚隐瞒事件真相的行动夸大管窥显示，一间偷看脚趾，小小的磨光史学家滴湿想超过一个美丽的皮肤，和一个豪华的建筑是灵感有些漫长而艰辛和-

Maybe I should stop watching porn between writing dirty love letters to you.也许我应该停止观看色情之间的写作肮脏爱情封信给你。

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“Fuck you” shoes "他妈的，你的"鞋 are heels with an ambitious arch, a solid sole, “fuck you” shoes are紧接着是同一个雄心勃勃的拱，就会有扎实的唯一的， "他妈的，你的"鞋 a decidedly bold shoe一，坚决大胆鞋 you’ve earned that stands tall alone, figuratively — they’re confident like you — and literally — they style boss with just trashy lingerie.你赢得了这屹立，就有形象-他们有信心把你一样-以及从字面上来看-他们的风格与老板刚刚t ra shy内衣。

“Fuck you” shoes mean you’re on top, whether you’re single or partnered. "他妈的，你的"鞋意味着你就顶，不管你是单身或建立伙伴关系。

And “fuck me” shoes?和"他妈的我的"鞋吗？

“Fuck me” shoes are "他妈的我的"鞋 overpriced designer duds过高的设计师哑弹 inviting you to get fucked by any dude you think might be able to pay off the credit you used to buy the heels.邀请你得到性交任何谷，你认为也许能还清贷款，你多半用于购买的致命伤。

Can I get a “fuck yeah”?可我碰到一个"他妈的啊" ？

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Birds of a feather flock together, while cool cats play alone.物以类聚，人以群共同努力，而酷猫发挥独自的。

I was once politely conversating (read: “boring chat supposed to be greased with cocktails at a party”), and someone asked me if I were an early bird.我曾经礼貌地conversating （阅读： "沉闷聊天是为了greased与鸡尾酒在党" ） ，并有人问我：如果我是一个早起者。

“I’m the cat that eats the bird,” I replied. "我是猫吃鸟， "我回答。

And these和这些 Patrick Cox shoes 帕特里克考克斯鞋 would be the heels I’d sport while dining very fine.将成为继我运动，而餐厅非常好的。

Meow, motherfuckers. meow ， motherfuckers 。

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Just like those Pretty Women on Sunset Blvd., these goodies from ASOS are S-E-X on the cheap.就像那些漂亮妇女对夕阳友情。这些好处，从艾滋病服务组织为s e - x的就便宜。

Only a little safer.只有很少的安全。

And likely less exciting for your boy.并有可能减少兴奋你的男孩。

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I pat on porcelain powder, brighten eyes with smudges of black, crimp and coat my lashes–thrice–, gloss my lips nude, smooth my bangs with a second blow (dry) job, dab on Chanel’s liquid gold, survey my closet and decide a blue wool tank is now a dress, then strap on red light-district suede, peepshow peep toes. i八对瓷粉，照亮眼睛与防污黑色，卷曲及大衣，我鞭笞-三次- ，掩饰我的嘴唇裸体，我顺利爆炸与第二次打击（干）的工作，民建联对夏奈尔的液体黄金，调查我的壁橱并决定一个蓝色羊毛坦克现在是一个服装，皮带，然后就亮起红灯，区，人造麂皮， peepshow偷看脚趾。 And I always skip a bra–我也总是跳过胸罩-

I realized years ago it saved some time.我意识到年前，它节省了一些时间。

Sometimes the Kristopher in me hates the prissy Krissy I doll up daily as, but grooming gorgeous is only one more thing you should always do right: looking your best opens wider a window–and maybe your legs–to opportunity, it polishes your pride, it–有时kristopher在我讨厌prissy krissy i娃娃了，每天作为，但美容华丽的，只是一件事情你应该总是做正确的：寻找你的最佳开辟更广泛的一个窗口-也许你的双腿到机会，它打磨你的自豪，资讯科技

Makes you late to a last minute doctor’s appointment.让你迟至最后一刻，医生的任命。 I speed to Beverly Hills, screech into a parking space, and stroll to the office. i可到比佛利山庄， screech成为一个停车空间，并漫步到了办公室。 I loop signatures on paperwork probably okaying selling my kidneys in Tijuana, and finally meet a mediocre M.D. i环路签名用纸量大概okaying卖我的肾蒂华纳，并最终满足平庸m.d.

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“Bye– Wait.” "再见-等待"

My finger hangs above the END CALL button.我的手指挂在上述月底呼叫按钮 。

“Can you wear something kind of normal for the cocktail party?” asks The Boy. "你能不能穿的东西种正常的鸡尾酒党" ？问及该名男童。

“You mean a Beyonce-grade, sequined flapper frock cut up to my crotch, with leopard platforms?” "你是指碧昂丝高档，亮片flapper工装削减了我的裆，与豹平台？ "

“The guests will be 80 years old. "客人们将80岁了。 You’ll send them to their death if you come in your Betty Boop shit.”你把他们送到他们的死，如果你在你的贝蒂boop shit的。 "

“Have faith, friend. "有信仰，朋友。 I’ll look lovely.我会看看可爱的。 I have to go now and put on my face.”我现在就去把我的表情。 "

“All that eye shadow?” "所有的眼睛影子吗？ "

“Tah, tah.” I hang up on The Boy, and carefully create my face: I pat on porcelain powder, I super-size my eyes with charcoal shadow, I smudge beams of bright on the bone of my cheeks. "光大，光大。 " i坑了该名男童，并精心塑造富有我的脸：我拍膊头瓷粉，我的超级尺寸我的眼睛与木炭影子，我黑灰束光亮对骨我的脸颊。 Then I blend all my makeup together so my paint-by-features face softens into play of light and shadow.那么，我共混我所有的化妆共同努力，使我国涂料按功能面软化，发挥光与阴影。 I smooth down my bobbed hair, I spritz on a shower of Juicy Couture perfume, I– i平稳下来，我bobbed头发，我spritz对淋浴的多汁时装香水，我-

Am amazed I can do this in less than an hour.很惊讶，我可以做到这一点，在不到一个小时。 Finally I step into wedding-white mary janes, I slip on a cotton and crinkled chiffon frock that’s a cloud of vanilla, the flavor of the lives of guests at the party The Boy invited me to.最后，我步入婚礼-白色玛丽詹氏，我滑就棉花和crinkled戚风工装那是一个云的香草，风味的生命客人在党的男孩邀请我。

It was his dressy-casual, SoCal social scene debut in expensive suburbia on the coast, a mini village of McMansions owned by the retired or near retired, and The Boy’s inviting me to his new neighborhood mixer came with his request I lighten my use of mascara and the word “fuck.” “Hmm.这是他在dressy临时工，社会socal现场亮相昂贵郊区居民对海岸，一场小型村mcmansions所拥有的已退休或接近退休了，该男童的邀请我到他的新居委会搅拌机来到他的要求，我照亮我的使用媚妍睫毛液，并用"他妈的。 " " hmm的。 I can do social scripting,” I reassured The Boy.我所能做的社会脚本， "我保证，该名男童。 “I’m rusty on that ‘And how do you do’ bull shit, but I can handle it. "我已经生锈就'和你怎么做的'牛市shit的，但我可以处理它。 You mostly see my Hyde, but I can play Dr. Jekyll, too.你多半看到我的海德，但我可以发挥博士jekyll也是如此。 All Prozac pretty smiles and cliche conversation.”所有百忧解漂亮的笑容和俗套的交谈。 "

“Perfect,” he said. "完美， "他说。

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With a new season falling in, I like to strip my life down to its best: people who make me the most profit, work that inspires the most pleasure; I whittle away my life to things with a most ambitious arch–一个新的赛季下降，我想带我的生命下降到其最佳：人，使我最赚钱，工作激励最高兴; i whittle远离我的生命的东西与最雄心勃勃拱

Like Pretty Woman ,喜欢漂亮女人 ， patent Pedro Garcia boots 专利佩德罗加西亚靴子 . 。 Ruthlessly clean in design, just a bare bootie that’s glossy boss, these Pedro Garcia boots are a reminder of what life should be:无情清洁的设计，只是一个赤脚bootie说的有光泽的老板，这些佩德罗加西亚靴，是一个提醒人们如何生活应该是：

Simple, smart, and–简单，聪明和-

Oozing S-E-X.渗血的s - e - x的。

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Though I think the world is black and white truths and a rainbow of feeling, sometimes I see the gray: I’m confident enough to wonder if I’ll be smart enough to max out my potential, I don’t want to get locked down in wedlock but I wonder if I’ll meet anyone I’d like to marry, and I–虽然我认为世界是黑白分明的真理和彩虹的感觉，有时候我看到灰色：我信心很足，不知道以后是否足够聪明来最大出我的潜力，我不想介入锁在非婚生子女，但我不知道我会见到什么人，我想如果要结婚，而我-

Wonder when these难怪当这些 Jimmy Choo boots 麦朱氏靴子 will go on sale.将上市销售。

Full retail or slashed half price, the Jimmy Choo boots are still glossy boss in a gray patent leather that’s the perfect shield for those rare rainy days in L.A.充分零售或削减一半的代价之后，麦朱氏靴仍然有光泽老板在一种灰色的专利皮革认为的完美盾牌罕见雨天在l.a.

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Dear Kristopher, 亲爱kristopher ，
I recently bought a pair of fur boots. 我最近买了一对毛皮的靴子。 They are knee-high and beige grey. 他们是没膝高和米色灰色。 They are real fur, and I’m uncertain of how to wear them without coming across as ordinary, awkward, or a Chewbacca! 他们是真正的皮草，以及我自己不确定的，如何穿，他们没有遇到当作一般，尴尬的，还是星球大战！ Do you have any advice? 对此，您有什么意见？

Thanks, 谢谢
Camilla 卡米拉

I’m always full of advice, always full of soy lattes, always full of _____ (feel free to leave a comment and fill in the blank, you dirty, lovely things).我始终充满咨询，始终充满酱油lattes ，始终充满_____ （觉得自由离开评，并填写空白，你是肮脏的，可爱的东西） 。

It’d be obvious to rock your fur boots with some second-skin pants and a tunic, but–就会明显摇滚你的毛皮靴子与一些二皮裤子和中山装，但-

You’re not obvious.你不显着。 So check this boss所以，请在此老板 little red dress by Karen Zambo Vintage Couture 小红服饰，由克伦zambo怀旧时装 ($330). （ 330元） 。 Neither vintage nor couture, it’s a simple shift in a red, sunset print, and the fresh frock will style cheeky chic against your furry boots, without being overly gimmicky.既不怀旧也不是时装，它的一个简单的转变，一个红色，夕阳打印，以及新鲜工装，将风格别致起对你的带有毛发的靴子，但不要过份gimmicky 。

Unlike this punch line.与此不同冲压生产线。

XXXO, xxxo ，
K k

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T here’s more “why” to my working from home than the separation anxiety I feel for my espresso machine, besides being able to make money from nine to five, five to nine in trashy lingerie. 吨这里的更多的"为什么"我在家工作，比分离焦虑，我觉得我的浓缩咖啡机，除了能赚钱，从朝九晚五， 8时55分在trashy内衣。

I hustle from home because Los Angeles traffic is soul sucking. i周星驰不在家，因为洛杉矶的交通是灵魂吮吸。

And I don’t even have a soul.我不连一个民族的灵魂。

I dial The Boy–who has noted the ridiculousness of being referring to as “The Boy” when he’s almost twice my age–while I’m on Laurel Canyon Blvd., a road that winds through the Hollywood hills into a scenic parking lot come 5 p.m. “Did you hit traffic yet?” i拨号男童谁也注意到滑稽被指为"男孩"时，他的近两倍，我的年龄，而我对劳雷尔峡谷友情。 ，一条道路风透过好莱坞山成为一个风景优美停车很多来时至下午五时"你有没有击中交通吗？ "

“Yes.” "是的。 "

“Do you want to stab yourself yet?” "你想刺伤自己吗？ "

“Yes,” he answers. "不错， "他的答案。 “Can you do me a favor?” "你能不能做我的恩赐吗？ "

“Tell me what it is first.” "告诉我什么是先"

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Accused of sexually soliciting an undercover cop at an airport, Senator Craig被控性征求一名卧底缔约方会议在机场，参议员克雷格 is bouncing between fight or flight for his public post, between stories of base bathroom banging or mundane missionary in marriage faster than I bounce between lusting and loving these boss是弹跳之间扑灭或飞行，为他的公共邮政之间的故事基础浴室砰砰或世俗传教士在结婚快，比我弹跳之间lusting和爱好，这些老板 Bruno Frisoni shoes 布鲁诺弗里索尼鞋 . 。

Sinfully black in a Garden-of-Eden snakeskin, much like the Republican senator’s political position, the Bruno Frisoni shoes’ fat platform actually only serves to have you teeter on an ambitious arch delicately depending on a pin-thin heel. sinfully黑人在一个花园式的-伊甸snakeskin ，很像是共和党参议员的政治立场，布鲁诺弗里索尼鞋'发平台，其实只是为了你提特一项雄心勃勃的拱微妙取决于一个引脚薄的软肋。

Walking on a razor-sharp line dividing unapologetic S-E-X and formal black, these Bruno Frisoni shoes are perfect for Craig-haters’ fantasies of what the senator wears on his weekends off, these Bruno Frisoni shoes are perfect for a black tie, White House dinner party, these Bruno Frisoni shoes are perfect for–平地上剃刀锋利的分界线毫无悔意的s -电子商务x和正式的黑色，这些布鲁诺弗里索尼鞋是完美的克雷格- haters '幻想什么样的参议员戴对他的周末折扣，这些布鲁诺弗里索尼鞋都是完美为黑领带白宫晚宴党，这些布鲁诺弗里索尼鞋完美-

When you lean over three types of forks and whisper loud to your boyfriend that you muse on ménaging with Hillary Clinton.当你俯身三种类型的叉和耳语大声向你的男朋友，你的缪斯对ménaging与希拉莉。

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Congrats to congrats至 Karina karina and Elizabeth!与伊丽莎白！

The two ladies–first name only, like Beyonce, mmmhm–are winners of the两位女士们，首先名存实亡，像花呢， mmmhm -双赢的 Smart Heel heel protector giveaway 智能踵踵保护者注意事项 . 。

Thanks for all the entries, and thanks always for reading, you