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Matches Limited Edition K Is…

Kristopher — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:37:10 +0000

Wanting.

Heels that cost more than the mortgage payment Joe the Plumber can’t afford any more feels very 2007. But these pricey, python shoes are limited editions by Brian Atwood, and their architecture is very classic, very sexy, very exotic…

Wearing.

Acne made a classic flapper frock for Matches limited editions. The emerald silk sheath makes your exit memorable — a plain front plays up how the dress looks like it’s dripping off you in the back…

Hating.

How is luxury paying nearly 10 grand for a dress painstakingly crafted to turn the best hourglass into a lumpy silhouette? This Alexander McQueen dress is a mess. If it were priced appropriately, I’d ask you to do something swell for the world — buy one and burn it…

Alexander McQueen Shoes, Striped

Kristopher — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 18:24:36 +0000

Alexander McQueen shoes, $805, Net-a-Porter.com

Your new year shouldn’t be a twilight of grays, a melt of highlights and lowlights, a boring blend of neither success nor failure.

Your new year should be bright white striped with base black, it should be pure success played up by dark lessons.

Your new year should be an ambitious arch balanced on a pin-thin heel of risk and a fat platform of soul to save you.

But should you want to waste your new year, at least do it going into debt for Alexander McQueen f**k-you shoes, while jetting ’round the world, snorting coke off a model’s six-pack.

Alexander McQueen Skull Clutch

Kristopher — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:05:17 +0000

With a skull clasp capping a silver, minimalist coffin for your coins and keys, this Alexander McQueen bag is boss for the modern femme fatale.

Bury your celly in the Alexander McQueen clutch, and go murder men at your Monday meeting.

I mean “murder” figuratively. You know, business-wise.

Though if dude makes disparages your sex, you could accidentally step on his toes with your ~~fuck-me~~ f**k-you shoes.

I mean “accidentally” figuratively, and the “F**k you” for him–

Literally?

� Alexander McQueen skull clutch $1,010, Net-a-Porter

Mini Alexander McQueen “Novak” Bag

Kristopher — Tue, 08 May 2007 16:38:08 +0000

Though sashimi is delish, eel-skinned clutches deluxe, and little sharkskin frocks divine to rock, like any boss lady, I’m wary of things fishy. Dudes heavy dishing compliments, dolls lightly selling themselves short, and p.m. play plumped with hype smell a touch much like the Atlantic Ocean to me.

As does investing in a fish-scale Alexander McQueen “Novak” bag for more than 50% off, no matter how “mini” it is.

Vibing too good to be true –

Your K’s afraid it is.

Tagged “Sold out,” ladies, I suppose I’ll play real world instead of runway, I’ll stash my cash in stock instead.

Or stock up on other goodies at Net-a-Porter’s midseason sale.

Give me a double soy latte to decide.

� Mini Alexander McQueen “Novak” bag $566 via Net-a-Porter