Booty Parlor Skin Honey for 50% off
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You’ve got 13 more hours to stock up on Booty Parlor goodies, half-off on Hautelook.com.
One of my favs is Booty Parlor’s “Vanilla Chai Latte” skin honey.
Wait, did you make it with soy…
Booty Parlor Tickler and Spanker
Hating
Booty Parlor’s tickler and spanker is cute, but does a tease of pleasure always have to be balanced with a slap of pain? Is Booty Parlor’s tickle and spank wand a metaphor for America’s Puritan approach to sex? Don’t you find spanking rather degrading, for a man or a woman?
No?
Bad dog. Let’s find out if we can change your mind…
Booty Parlor Bath Kitten
Wanting
Booty Parlor Bath Kitten is a kit of lush bath milk and a “purring” bath mitt.
As if I didn’t have a hard enough time getting out of the bath already.
You know, while consuming all-engrossing Ayn Rand ebooks. Booty Parlor’s Bath Kitten‘s copywriting looks equally tempting…
Booty Parlor Skin Honey in Vanilla Honey Chai
Using
Booty Parlor Skin Honey is “kissable three-in-one body topping, massage gel and personal lubricant.” Laced with aphrodisiacs, honey extract, and goji berry, Booty Parlor’s Skin Honey in Vanilla Honey Chai is as delicious as it pimps itself.
So is it wrong I’ve taken to snacking on it?
Literally?
