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With Sony Ericsson’s “Pureness” mobile phone, you can only talk, text, and tell the time. How refreshingly simple.
Only that means in place of my iPhone I’ll also have to stuff my Hermes bag with an Amazon Kindle, laptop, digicam, and small recording device that plays a “We’re sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected…” message like the “Disconnected” iPhone app. (Feel flattered if you’ve heard that after dialing my number–it means you’ve made an impression.)
Sony’s take on complicated minimalism is inspiring. I’ll also take my stereo, AC, and lights out of my Porsche, drive around with a boombox and battery-powered fan, and just lean out my window and shine a flashlight down the road at night…
Category: Tech
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18.Nov.2009
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The Ivanka Trump of T-Mobile touch phones: unapologetically smart, and obviously sexy.
T-Mobile Behold touch phone gives you audible, turn-by-turn driving directions, and vibrates when you touch it.
Who needs a girlfriend… |
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I wouldn’t date T-Mobile G1 phone if it were a chick: it’s fatter than the iPhone.
Or maybe I would: its ShopSavvy app lets you snap a pic of a barcode with its phone cam, then automatically compares prices for you.
That’s the touch-phone equivalent of putting out on the first date… |
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I read on a blog a Facebook’s friend’s Twitter linked to that HTC Touch will be rebranded as T-Mobile Touch Plus; it must be true.
The phone’s sexy, but it vibes more style than substance, compared to the G1… |
Category: Tech, What KRISTOPHER Is...
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15.Dec.2008
Though your tempted to compare your fav arm candy, your Jim, with your fav arm candy, your Jimmy Choo, your boy is more like “Ascent” Vertu phone.
Classic like Cary Grant, he’d dig Vertu Ascent’s hand-stitched leather.
With his iTunes breezing between Jay-Z and Mozart, he’s all sophisticated ears for Vertu Ascent’s advanced Yamaha polyphonic hardware.
And like Vertu Ascent’s modem support and PC synchronization, your boy’s in sync with your digital daze and days –
Though your K’s not sure the phone would also remind you next time you step out in your leopard Loubies and Dolce & Gabbana slip that, besides brunch with your BFF, you’ve a later meeting with your boss lady.
» Ascent Vertu phone $4,900 via Barneys
Category: Fashion
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15.Mar.2007
Gifting yourself a gold Dolce & Gabbana Razr V3i -
Though the Dolce & Gabbana gold RAZR is styled with Class 1 Bluetooth, a 1.23 megapixel digicam, an audio player, a dedicated web browser, and air plane mode for your jetset.
- Would be a touch much.
But buying a Dolce & Gabbana RAZR V3i for your BFF, who just happens to buy you a Dolce & Gabbana RAZR -
You’re like a pair of six-inch Christian Louboutins to each other.
- Is simply sweet.
» Gold Dolce & Gabbana RAZR V3i $599 via Neiman Marcus
Category: Fashion
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08.Nov.2006
