Hating
If you want to brighten, lighten, whiten your skin, don’t do it “holistically” with DDF Intensive Holistic Lightener. Do it with a face cream with an active ingredient banned by Japan and parts of the European Union: hydroquinone (at 8%, it’s magic prescribed).
I’m just describing hydroquinone that way to be provocative: top dermatologists aren’t concerned with long-term use of the skin brightener.
But they are disturbed by my questioning the safety of a lunch-hour boob job I’m considering.
I could get wrinkles worrying…
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16.Dec.2009
Using
Despite Garnier using Sarah Jessica Parker’s smoker face to pimp anti-aging cream, I’ve used Garnier cleansing wipes as face wash — they’re travel-easy, eyelash extension-friendly, and available at any drugstore. Then I discovered glycolic acid gives good skin, and I decided I should bathe in it. Before I go full body, I’m starting with DDF glycolic acid cleansing pads. DDF 5% glycolic cleansing pads are some of the few glycolic acid wipes you can use to take off makeup and clean around the eyes.
That means one-step cleansing — followed by eye cream, moisturizer, Shiseido Sun Protection Lotion SPF 55+ for the face, Banana Boat tear-free spray SPF 50 for the entire body, MoroccanOil on my burgundy bob, a cloud of L’Artisan Parfumeur’s Tubereuse, Senna Mineral Mix powder foundation, three shades of gray eyeshadow, gray brow powder, Maybelline clear mascara for the brows, NARS “Super Orgasm” blush, Neutrogena SPF 20 lip gloss, a La Perla or Marlies Dekkers thong, a custom-made wrap coat, a custom-made silk jersey tank dress, four-inch Giuseppes, a discontinued Hermes “Herbag” bag, a hand-etched “K” signet pinkie ring, and sunnies based on the originals Jackie O wore.
Life’s too short for my vanity to outweigh my intelligence.
Yeah, I’m that smart…
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16.Dec.2009
Wanting
Though the Diet Depression’s petering out, isn’t it un-PC to blow dough on a foot cream that’s more expensive per ounce than the average American woman’s face cream?
I thought so.
And that’s mostly why I want this DDF 10% glycolic acid pedi-cream…
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16.Dec.2009
