Bag Snob wants you to win Coach holiday gear.
Beauty Snob gives away $1,000 of Bulgari skincare.
Stiletto Jungle features 10 beauty stocking stuffers under $10.
Coquette shows a lighted wedding dress.
The Daily Obsession gives the gift of diamonds.
Allie is Wired shows Taylor Swift’s new straight hair.
Fashion Pulse Daily gives away two bags from Handbag Heaven.
I’m Not Obsessed shows you real vs. steal vs. Reese Witherspoon’s chic.
The Jet Set Girls found affordable YSL holiday gifts.
Second City Style celebrates the 12 days of Christmas (shopping).
SheFinds finds the best grown-up UGGs.
Shopping and Info gives away Ports 1961 $300 gift card.
Stylehive knows it warms somewhere, so check these cute bikinis.
The Beauty Stop covers Rachel Weisz‘s big makeup miss.
eye4style wonders at Terry Richardson’s racy take in the Pirelli calendar.
The Shoe Goddess is in love with Christian Louboutin “Panama” pumps.

Wanting

Don’t tell vintage boutique Decades, but someone’s flipping their vintage Hermes Collier de Chien/Medor belt on Craigslist.

You can ask me later why I was crawling Craigslist for Hermes. Meanwhile, you can just thank me for finding this vintage Hermes Collier de Chien/Medor belt for $1,750. I don’t bother with belts — I don’t even bother with a bra — but I dig that ’60s patina and the extra-thick weight of this vintage Hermes belt.

As for whether  to believe this vintage Hermes Craigslisting–please. Everyone’s honest on the Internet. Color me gullible?  Yeah, right. I’m a savvy 18-year-old who just snagged an aUtHeNtiC Birkin for $1,999…

Kristopher writes post titles in the third person?

Flattering and disturbing: my likeness is being used to pimp “discount” Loubies.

Of course, I’m sure Classic-Louboutin.com would blush to know I’m actually wearing Givenchy heels…

(Thanks for the tip off, Vee.)

Hating

This Chanel fur duffle bag makes me want to go vegan…

Wearing

While I lived in New York, freelancing as a writer and finishing up a BA in Pseudo-Intellectual Masturbation, I had a zoo of vintage fur muffs: sheared rabbit dyed to look like leopard, choco mink, and the wildest wiry black pelt, all lined in satin and interior pockets. Fur muffs are genius: why fumble with gloves and a bag when you could slip in and out of something so chic?

I dig this Sang A fox fur muff for its form and function, though I’m back in Hollywood, where it’s considered a stay-at-home snow day if it rains…

Hating

I remind myself that these neon pink Giuseppe Zanotti mules must be better made than the stripper shoes on Hollywood Blvd. that sell for a fraction of the price.

But that just makes these Giuseppe Zanotti mules more offensive…

Wanting

Steve Jobs has his black mock turtleneck, stone-washed 501s, and gray New Balances; Anna Wintour her bronde bob, Chanel sunnies, and pin-thin heels; Karl Largerfeld his charcoal suit, biker gloves, and winter white ponytail.

And me, when I bother to get dressed?

A burgundy bob, silk jersey tank dress, “K” signet pinky ring, Hermes bag, and stiletto slides, like these Giuseppe Zanotti white leather mules.

Consistency is underrated…

Hating

It’s like these Marc by Marc Jacobs zipper earrings are inviting you to do their wearer a favor and pull them out…

Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com

The best things in life aren’t free, everything priceless is never priced less: think an early exit in a f**k-you shoe, think driving a buck-fifty in a Porsche, think…

Sex.

So I’m giving away a Fendi hologram clutch with e-boutique Trendora™, but this time it’s no random drawing. You’ve got to sign up here and tell us why you deserve this boss Fendi clutch*.

Entries mentioning lap dances for the girl named Kristopher who speaks of herself in the third person receive special consideration.

Consider this a holiday thank you for you lovelies reading all the time. It really makes me want to touch myself touches me.

XXXO,
K

* Contest ends December 31, 2007. A winner will be chosen January 1, 2008.

You could play safe, loop your life around a comfortable circle: settle for a mate, for a nine-to-five, for what everyone supposes everyone else wants.

Or you could play passionately, build a life of real right angles: menage with men and women who inspire you, climb ambitious heights on a self-styled ladder, make your own world of unique beauty.

So pick: mom jeans and getting belted into boring, or this Missoni lattice belt barely caging your creativity.

One’s risque and risky.

One’s plain scary.

» Missoni lattice belt $1,486, Net-a-Porter