Marc by Marc Jacobs Zipper Earrings

15.Oct.2009

Hating

Marc by Marc Jacobs Zipper EarringsIt’s like these Marc by Marc Jacobs zipper earrings are inviting you to do their wearer a favor and pull them out…



Francois Pinton Sunnies K Is…

21.Apr.2009
Francois Pinton Kelly*N*Unique

Wanting.

Francois Pinton made sunnies for the classic glamours:Cary Grant, Aristotle O, and these frames are based on the originals Francois designed for Grace Kelly. I tried these on — you get a flattering frame that hides half your face…

Francois Pinton Jacky2*N*Unique

Wearing.

I wear these Jacky2 frames — based on the sunnies Francois designed for Jackie O — daily. I’ve also got a pair of prescription Aristotles. I put both Francois Pinton frames on the shelf and let them argue…

Francois Pinton SavonStrass

Hating.

There’s design that feels retro because it’s an echo of a classic, and then there’s caricatures of fashion thankfully passed. Leave these rhinestoned sunnies to the deranged Dita doubles…



Sunnies K Is…

28.Jul.2008
Coco de Mer thong

Wanting.

I love Porsche. I had a tour of their store in Two Rodeo, and discovered Porsche actually designs everything with its name stamped on it. Like all their ish, there’s a real elegance in the economy of these sunnies’ design…

FitFlop Thongs

Hating.

You get what you pay for, but what’s costing you more than rent for these sunnies is less gold plate and ebony wood, and more marketing. Though Tom Ford is beautiful, and I do feel honored to contribute to his Botox fund…

NARS makeup

Wearing.

Built by the man who created Jackie O’s original glammy glasses. I found these at Hotel de Ville, which also carries Aristotle Onassis’s frames. I’m buying those next, and the two glasses can sit on my dresser and fight over money…

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Web Snob Links: Since I’m a Snob Offline, Too

11.Jul.2008

Commes des Garcons for Louis Vuitton bags, at Nitrolicious
Commes des Garcons for Louis Vuitton bagsnitro:licious previews Louis Vuitton at COMME des GARCONS.
55 Secret Street. thinks little girls just want salsa, with Florabunda Tots.
A Few Goody GumDrops checks the whimsy of NY designer Cody Ross
Stiletto Jungle gets Gossip Girl DVDs, 35% off.
All About the Pretty gives us a glimpse at NARS Cosmetics fall collection.
Allie is Wired fashion face-off: Leighton Meester or Cassie?
Bag Bliss gives you a glimpse of the latest Balenciaga perforated purse collection.
Bag Snob explores the tradition of Louis Vuitton.
Beauty Snob digs the MAC Electro Flash collection.
Coquette goes for sweet ‘n sexy with lace.
Debutante Clothing shows you how to take your measurements for a perfect vintage fit.
Fashion, Evolved loves her LookBook
Fashiontribes has the top ten trends for fall couture.
I’m Not Obsessed debunks acne myths.
Ladybrille gets exclusive with Femi Emiola, Hollywood’s next star.
Papierblog recommends Marc Jacobs kitten heels, if you’re tired of gladiators.
Quinta Trends talks to Laboratorio Textil designers about their amazing jewels.
Second City Style tries a dirndl skirt instead of a prarie dress.
StyleBakery.com gives us ten summer style rules.
Stylehive shows you how to look hot but beat the heat with eco-friendly bikinis.
Stylenotes gets exclusive with designer Ulla Johnson.
SugarShock Beauty is smitten with the beauty of ladies of Mad Men.
Sxy Fashion Queen discovers new promising designer.
The Beauty Stop explains the wonders of the aspirin mask.
The Coveted finds vintage sunglasses for summer.
The Fashionable Housewife knows: maxi dresses are hot for summer.
The Shoe Goddess features fab shoes from Paris couture.
WE LOVE BEAUTY.com goes gaga for portable mini fragrances sold at Sephora.



For Summer Tripping, What Your K Is…

25.Jun.2008
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Wanting.

These clear acrylic, glammy glasses remind me I want a flat full of lucite furniture. Very Scarface, right…

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Wearing.

Hopefully the only time you’ll wish a tube of fruitiness was bigger, so you could rub it all over you…

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Hating.

Giuseppe’s genius is wasted on these thongs. Wedges work just as well as flats when you’re summer tripping…

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Web Snob Links: ‘Cause You’re a Snob Offline, Too

20.Jun.2008

Lancome vibrating mascara, at The Coveted
Lancome vibrating mascara
55 Secret Street shares how not to age.
A Few Goody Gumdrops visits the Met to see “Super Heroes: Fantasy and Fashion” exhibit.
Stiletto Jungle features cheap-chic summer fashion finds.
All About the Pretty gets shine for her hair with Redken’s Glimmer Shimmer Treatment.
Bag Bliss falls for Valentino’s version of the YSL Nadja purse.
Bag Snob discovers the Parisian chic of Gerard Darel.
Beauty Snob travels in style with Ooh La Spa.
Calculatus Eliminatus praises the classic leather duffle bag.
Cheap JAP shows you how the top five ways to score at a sample sale.
Coquette goes boho for modern tie-dye fashions.
Debutante Clothing is smitten with jazzy, flapper-era accessories and shoes.
Fashion, Evolved shares great finds from Etsy.
Fashiontribes retrospects on Viktor & Rolf.
I’m Not Obsessed shows you how to get Nicole Kidman’s VOGUE look.
Ladybrille gets ready for a star-studded Nigeria Entertainment Awards 2008.
My Fashion Life takes a look at this season’s key sunglasses.
Papierblog goes to Chicago to view the SAIC runway fashion show.
Quinta Trends talks to Mexican designer Paola Hernández about her career.
Second City Style finds two smashing Sex in the City outfits for a bit less.
StyleBakery likes short shorts.
Stylehive shows you 10 bridesmaid dresses you’ll want to wear again.
SugarShock Beauty loves bar soap again, in the form of Moroccan mint soap.
The Shoe Goddess finds the perfect Fendi pump and dress for fall.
V-Style shows you where to get Carrie’s studded belt from Sex and the City.
WE LOVE BEAUTY.com shares their favorites for poolside beauty.
The Coveted wonders if she really needs another vibrator in her purse.
Kristopher wonders how she can even wonder that.



Web Snob Links: ‘Cause I’m a Snob Offline, Too

28.May.2008

A Few Goody GumDrops says Hanky Panky has the best thongs for brides-to-be.
Coquette finds the best summer necklaces for under $100.
Fashiontribes lets Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb fragrant her tresses.
I’m Not Obsessed shows you how to snag cheap and chic summer bags.
Second City Style finds the perfect white denim for every body type.
Shrimpton Couture shows you how to wear a plunging maxi dress.
Stylenotes shares five Father�s Day gift ideas.
The Fashion Bomb scoops the hottest new boutique in East Hampton.
The Fashionable Housewife shares: polka dots are a classic.
The Shoe Goddess dishes on must-have sunglasses.
V-Style shows you where to find stylish work clothes.
Kristopher makes money while wearing neon chiffon.

You know, writing the opposite-of-wet stories.



Porsche Sunglasses, Carrera Style

28.Sep.2007

Porsche Sunglasses

Most people’s “when I make it” includes a car they’ll accessorize with leather interiors that clean nice after pricey blow jobs, but I’d rather own Porsche sunglasses–Carrera-style–and a driver, than a Carrera.

Till Alfred’s chauffeuring me to strip clubs, I’ll be in fifth gear in five-inch heels and these Porsche sunglasses, sipping a hellish hot soy latte, double-checking appointments on a smart phone smarter than I, I–

Figure I can blame an accident on being a ¼ Asian Cracker Jap.

» Porsche “Carrera” sunglasses, $375, Refinery29Shops.com



Web Snob: Because I’m a Snob Offline, Too

29.Jun.2007

Nichelle at 55 Secret Street has a Q&A with Author (and yes, Lucky Beauty Editor) Jean Godfrey-June.

Yet another affordable fashion line has gone the way of the designer capsule collection. Stiletto Jungle shows off Courreges for La Redoute.

Beauty Snob reviews Lamisilk Foot Therapy.

eBelle5 introduces the stunning new Coach Chelsea Handbag Collection

Get gorgeous summer skin naturally in the produce aisle of your nearest grocery. Fashiontribes gets the juicy scoop on using fruits & veggies for skincare.

Girlawhirl thinks Peace, Love and Earth jewelry is right on target.

My Fashion Life takes a look at this seasons summer staple, the shirtdress.

Papierblog looks at the release of Apple’s new wonder, the iPhone

Second City Style shows you how to shop the summer sales for your fall wardrobe.

SheFinds’‘ has the scoop on celebrity sunglasses — get the shades seen on Angelina, Ashlee, Aniston and more.

Hot Stuff: StyleBakery.com lists their favorite totes, flip flops, hats and more to keep you looking and feeling cool this summer.

Trend alert! Bye bye bubble skirts says Stylebites.

Tammy at The Jewelry Weblog is doing a “Jerry Maguire,” as she rants about how some in the jewelry industry need to “get rid of that has-been hardcopy-mindset copyright BS on [their] sites” and recognize the 21st century and the blogosphere.

Join eBeautyDaily and explore where and how you spend your beauty dollars.



Initium Eyewear, Metro.Pop

01.Mar.2004

Initium Cocktails Sunglasses metrounisexual™ (met’ro’yoo’ni-sek’shoo-el): n., adj. 1. a phrase coined and trademarked in hopes that it would be picked up by fashion bibles so that its royalties may pay for someone’s iced soy latte and traffic ticket habits. 2. an excuse to write out a faux dictionary definition as an opening hook in attempt to snare readers. 3. something or someone that is fashionably image-conscious in a gender-ambiguous way, ie. “Initium Eyewear’s line of sun glasses, with classic, fashion-iconic shapes, are the perfect selection for a Los Angeleno metrounisexual™ on a sunny SoCal day.”

There are the highway patrolman “Cocktails” lenses sported by Avril Lavigne, then there are the Jackie O, “LAX” femme frames donned by skateboard demigod Tony Alva, then there are the feelings that Initium Eyewear’s debut and spring collection toys with gender-bending and sex-negligent aesthetics.

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