This Diane von Furstenberg “Indina” jacket reminds me of a ’20s starlet’s monkey jacket.

Only Diane von Furstenberg doesn’t respect animals enough to use them in her designs.

Shame on you, Ms. von Furstenberg.

This Mongolian fur may be faux, but the Aloha Rag sale I got it from in Honolulu is real and alive…

Wanting.

Everything on sale at Net-a-Porter is an extra 20% off with code “WINTERUSA.”

That makes this DvF dress $165.

Wearing.

Hating.

While flying buses aren’t excepted from my uniform of hooker heels and flapper frocks–

I pack like a dude.

And I always carry on. When you check in, you’re check yes to a risk of losing luggage, you check yes to your goodies getting fondled worse than you on prom night, you check yes to at least a half-hour that could be better spent with $10 on an iced soy latte at the airport Starbucks.

So check this carry-on Diane von Furstenberg luggage. The expandable suitcase is lined with DvF logos and a detachable toiletries kit, the pretty pewter makes the Diane von Furstenberg suitcase hard to lose sans shouting “Steal me” like a Louis print, and the boss DvF suitcase has rolling wheels, a necessary convenience when you travel alone and–

Haven’t eaten anything since yesterday.

Have a happy Labor Day weekend jetaway, lovelies.

XXXO,
K