Wanting.

Tina at Bag Snob swears by Cees Penning for the best brows — tattooed on. Cees frames your face perfectly, so that your brows become an instant, permanent eye lift. Next time I’m in Miami I’m seeing him, so I can toss away my brow pencils. Or if you’re in LA, tell me, so we can get him out here and have a party…

Using.

I love Epione medispa. But if you can’t tell what I get done there — and you can’t, Dr. Ourian’s got an artist’s eye — I’m not telling.

But I will spill that his Firm and Fade cream is a great way to keep your skin porcelain. My obsession with beauty is becoming Dorian Gray-like…

Hating.

Here’s why most people are scared by permanent makeup: check out these before-and-after photos.

Nice chola brows, shorty…