Facial Exercise Devices K Is…
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Wanting: FaceMasterFacial exercise is the anti-Botox: instead of paralyzing muscles to loosen wrinkles, facial exercise devices plump muscle and blood flow. FaceMaster is Susan Somers’ ThighMaster for your face: facial exercise smoothes your wrinkles by developing facial muscle. If anyone’s a GILF, it’s Jaclyn Smith, not Somers. Still, I’m curious… |
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Using: FaceTrainerNo!no!, the creators of no!no! at-home laser hair removal, just released the FaceTrainer. You strap on the mask, which creates resistance for a series of facial exercises that clinical studies have shown to increase blood flow for a glow, and subtly lessened lines. The mask takes some getting used to. Ball gag not included… |
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Hating: SafetoxSafetox is the facial anti-exercise device: it “generates special electric impulses that inhibit the muscles in the central and upper part of the face.” If that’s the goal, go play with some needles in 90210… |
