I don’t dig cloches because I’m a sucker for flapper fashion; I like flapper fashion because I’m a sucker for cloches. I love how those bell-shaped hats half-cover your eyes, so that you have to hold your head up hyper-high to look at the world.
That’s how a lady should always walk.
Too bad I didn’t see this Eugenia Kim black cloche while I was enjoying Aloha Rag’s sale on my Honolulu holiday…
I hate zippers as decoration — even when they’re used for function, I prefer them hidden.
But I’m a sucker for these Givenchy zipper sandals‘ almost Cuban heel.
It exaggerates an ambitious arch so perfectly — check out the Givenchy shoes I’m wearing, riding my nav — and their geometry looks good against the “O”-shaped zipper pull…
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Wanting.Jalda makes boss bags, but better than that I met her at a charity dinner and she’s hot. So’s this Jalda bag, which is way on sale: was $505, now $177… |
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Wearing.This Jalda belt bag is really equal parts bag and belt, and completely on sale: buy it for $77… |
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Hating.The hardware’s too Fucci for me… |
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Wanting.The perfect Obama/DvF tote to toss organic arugula in while marketing. Wait, I don’t buy groceries. I’ll flip this on eBay in three years, if anyone will still pay $75 for it during a depression… |
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Wearing.Who cares if this Obama bag is historic? It’s chic. |
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Hating.Better left to beehived mavericks (with great legs). |
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Wanting.My fav part is that little band to slip your hand through, for a better (looking) grip. Like everything at ActiveEndeavors.com, this JJ Winters clutch is 50% off with promocode WISHLIST50, until Friday’s midnight… |
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Using.Simple, chic, and 50% off. Buy it and mail yourself love letters with it… |
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Hating.The croc on this JJ Winters clutch isn’t faux — it’s fake. And boring. Unlike Ivanka Trump’s rack. That’s faux, and fascinating… |
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WantingNatural’s nice, but it’s better to be plastic: fluid and hard rather than unchanging and soft, flexible and defined versus set without reason, and a ski jump nose and melon chest and rich husband instead of dignity and a debit card. Nice bag, right… |
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WearingI ordered this in gunmetal gray and red. I thought this resin clutch might show up looking like cheap plastic, but the craftsmanship is great. Unlike 75% of Facebook friends, it’s better looking in person… |
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HatingWhy would I want people to know I’m wearing Tory Burch? Tory Burch should pay me to advertise for her; I shouldn’t pay her to tell the world that I’m an uptown, 40-something princess into cutesy kitsch… |
Wanting.The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Wearing.Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
Hating.This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |
Roberto Cavalli boots $528, eLUXURY
Return the fruitcake you bought for that fruitcake at work, swap your cousin’s cashmere for cash, and gift yourself these merry merlot and gold brocade Roberto Cavalli boots instead.
Should Santa bring you coal come XXXmas, use it to make up a smoky eye.
Life’s short.
The skirt you wear with your Roberto boots should be, too.
XXXO,
K
These D&G Dolce & Gabbana gloves are perfect for the next time a man disrespects you: a fast whack on his face and he’ll turn a cherry red that’ll complement the boss black leather and lapin (that’s French for “expensive rabbit fur”).
Asking you to be his wife, and not his mistress.
How dare he.
Proposing a long-term lease with an allowance, instead of pay for performance…
What does he think? That you’re bad in math and bed?
» Dolce & Gabbana gloves $315, Net-a-Porter
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