The winner of the $50 Gifts.com gift certificate–which you can swap for credit at Starbucks, Bloomies, Barnes & Noble, H&M, and more–is Zmaji, of HauteBlogXOXO.

And, as mentioned at the beginning of the giveaway, she does not owe me a sexual favor.

Though I’ve explicitly given her my office number.

And details about the type of thong I prefer on lap dancers.

Thanks to everyone for reading and entering. An even better giveaway is coming December.

XXXO,
K

» Jenna Jameson’s How to Make Love a Porn Star $26, Barnes and Noble .com

You’ve got two more days to win a $50 Gifts.com gift certificate*, which you can swap for credit at retailers like Starbucks, Bloomies, Barnes & Noble, H&M, and more.

Email contests @ KRiSTOPHER DUKES . com to win.

Most boss gift for the holidays, right?

And unlike that dude who gifted you a Touch iPod, I don’t even expect you to give me brain in exchange.

XXXO,
K

» Starbucks sugar-free hazelnut double soy latte, $1,999+ tax, Starbucks.com

* Contest ends November 22, 2007, 12:00 a.m. PST. One randomly drawn winner will be announced November 22, 2007.

A cheeky chic twist on a classic, Emma Hope’s croc hi-tops are sneakers I could feel good about buying, about gifting Dad.

Croc is for Dad who taught me to be thick-skinned, black is a shade close to the sense of humor he shared with me, and a squeaky clean sole is how he hoped I’d keep mine.

Though I just found out these sneaks are NOT made out of real crocodile. What with my loving animals more than PETA—

That could be a deal breaker.

Republished from Blog.ThisNext.com

You blew 101 dollars last weekend at Forty Deuce: the cover to get in despite your lovely lady lumps, the espressotini — make that two, one for the boy — , and the tucking dollars into the bouncing burlesque babies, egged on by your espressotini and your espressotini’ed boy.

And while you’re hardly hard up, doll, maybe it’s time to reconsider your outflow of cash.

Espressotinis might be mixed at your flat for p.m. play at home, nights better spent reading, writing, investing in your future, and –

Digging the pin-up doll on this “Naked Lady” Paul Smith iPod case.

Your own private, repeat peep show on sale for $99, introduce one of your Mr. Benjamins to the case so his buddies’ll line your pockets longer.

» Republished from ThisNext.com

Because it didn’t take a diamond solitaire for your boy to lock you down.

Just a couple of hard looks, cold blue eyes, and thick integrity.

Because you’re not interested in tying your guy down, outside of p.m. play.

You not-so-secretly like playing single and independent more than him.

Gorgeously gift him this cord Gucci ring. Solid sterling, the Gucci ring is pure like his lust for you –

Which keeps you as pleasantly knotted up as the Gucci ring.

Back from eastern Europe, dolls –

Moscow’s Kremlin to St. Petersburg’s Winter Palace; St. Petes’ Hermitage to Riga, Latvia’s Freedom Monument to Vilnius, Lithuania’s Gedimino Hill; back to Moscow.

– I’m sitting, sunning in La La Land, thinking my boy deserves red lips on his body, a little thank you for his gorgeous gift of a trip. Your K’s kisses have to wait till after nine-to-five, while red-lipped Fornasetti cufflinks don’t need to.

Fornasetti cufflinks‘ silver is sterling like a gift given with pleasure, Fornasetti cufflinks’ handpainted procelain is fingerprint unique like a once-a-lifetime trip, Fornasetti cufflinks’ lips shine wet –

Promising a slick thank you.

Though your gorgeous guy is less a toyfriend and empty armcandy, and much more your partner in hustle -

You’re not interested in tying him down, outside of p.m. fun.

Hints of him hooking you up with a girl’s solitaire BFF aren’t your style, random gifting your guy a silver knot of a Gucci ring does you both better.

Buy him a size small, as you’re sure you saw the same Gucci ring in GQ, topping a model’s pinky.

And you’re sure it’ll fit your index, too.

» Silver knot Gucci ring $515 via Neiman Marcus