23.Dec.2008
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Jimmyjane massage candles are the best: they burn clean, they smell wonderful, and they get even better when you blow them out.
I wonder how this Jimmyjane bourbon candle smells… |
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This Voluspa bourbon candle burns steady, and gives off a subtle vanilla scent, without any sugariness… |
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There’s no way something so ugly can smell good… |
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19.Dec.2008
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When I visited the Porsche store at Two Rodeo, the publicists schooled me that all the gear was designed in house: even the pens aren’t licensed. And when you feel product like this Porsche PTS luggage, you can tell.
I love the elegance of economy in Porsche design, and when your 69-year-old, billionaire boyfriend buys you a Turbo, you’ll find out how Porsche luggage perfectly fits into the cars… |
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That Porsche “Carfit” luggage wheels have Carrera rims is a little cheese. But I love that ultra basic ballistic nylon, the lightness, and–
That Porsche luggage is a great ice breaker with Korean businessmen when you’re laid over in Seoul… |
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Somehow that airbrushed Porsche duffle doesn’t match the minimalist Porsche design I’m drawn to… |
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19.Dec.2008 
Bag Snob discovers Kwanpen classic Singaporean croc bags.
The Fashionable Housewife wants to know if you’ll be hopping on the “Tattoo” bandwagon.
A Few Goody GumDrops asks….Pet, dress or Cousin It? You decide.
Stiletto Jungle is loving Leighton Meester’s skinny blue jeans.
Allie is Wired explains why Scarlett Johansson is selling her snotty Kleenex on eBay.
Bag Bliss explores the CUBE.
Beauty Snob on the pleasure and pain of fabulous footwear.
Christina Loves… Smashbox’s Utimate Beauty Palette.
Coquette picks her favorite Fair Isle sweaters.
Fashion Pulse Daily tries the purple lipstick look from the Zac Posen Spring 2009 Runway.
Quinta Trends talks to Argentinean designer Lisandro Cocorda about his clothes, Lisobono.
Second City Style just concluded their holiday gift guide: 12 Days of Christmas (Shopping).
StyleBakery goes hunting for this season’s feminine take on the tuxedo trend.
Stylehive thinks you should ditch the boring black luggage and try fashionable and functional suitcases.
Sxy Fashion Queen reports: Lady Gaga loves Thierry Mugler.
The Beauty Stop features the best celebrity haircuts of 2008.
The Shoe Goddess has the perfect party shoe: sexy red Fendi pump.
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15.Dec.2008
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There are few brands I’m victim for, but I’d buy NARS toilet paper.
And NARS condoms?
NARS “Safer Orgasm” gift set comes with custom condoms, and a portion of sales benefit amfAR, The American Foundation for AIDS Research… |
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NARS “Black Eye” gift set is great: it’s a box of NARS eyeliner pencil in Black Moon, mascara in Black Orchid, duo eyeshadow in Pandora, and NARS Eye Makeup Remover,.
A perfect gift for your mom, your sister, your mistress: because most women deserve black eyes… |
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NARS celebrated the remake of flick The Women with their “Jungle Red” boxed set of NARS� Jungle Red nail polish, lipliner, and lipstick.
Sure, red lips and nails are classic vamp, but the color looks camp on most chicks… |
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12.Dec.2008
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I wear a L’Artisan Parfumeur perfume everyday, and I actually hate anything scented — shampoo, bodywash, laundry — interfering with it.
But this L’Artisan Parfumeur sachet — made of Mokuba ribbons and Lelievre fabric– is just too delish… |
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This L’Artisan Parfumeur terracotta amber ball costs $125 — but it’ll diffuse scent for as long as two years.
People lie and say you can’t buy love — if you’re really tired of having coffee with that chick, just give her some green-tea incense wrapped in foil instead… |
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Something about a L’Artisan Parfumeur for Bottega Venetta candle feels victim.
But screw it, might as well enjoy the world as it ends… |
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05.Dec.2008
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Roses arranged like women should be: highly stylized but classic. And useful as decoration… |
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I gifted them to myself. That’s what girls get when they give good brain… |
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Gordon Gekko sent me these for Valentine’s Day, with a note. “Flowers are for wimps.” I saved the note… |
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02.Dec.2008
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Kiki de Montparnasse “Cage” panty.
30% off with promocode “givelove”… |
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Kiki de Montparnasse thong.
30% off with promocode “givelove”... |
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Kiki de Montparnasse bow thong.
30% off with promocode “givelove”... |



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01.Jul.2008
Candles typically bore me, but light this one up, let it melt, and drip, drip, drip onto someone… |
Or “Using.” The only decoration in my place, besides a stack of books. It’s feminine without being girly… |
Cute and clever, but if you just need light, some dude name Edison invented something called a light bulb… |

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22.Nov.2007
The winner of the $50 Gifts.com gift certificate–which you can swap for credit at Starbucks, Bloomies, Barnes & Noble, H&M, and more–is Zmaji, of HauteBlogXOXO.
And, as mentioned at the beginning of the giveaway, she does not owe me a sexual favor.
Though I’ve explicitly given her my office number.
And details about the type of thong I prefer on lap dancers.
Thanks to everyone for reading and entering. An even better giveaway is coming December.
XXXO,
K
» Jenna Jameson’s How to Make Love a Porn Star $26, Barnes and Noble .com
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