The winner of the $50 Gifts.com gift certificate–which you can swap for credit at Starbucks, Bloomies, Barnes & Noble, H&M, and more–is Zmaji, of HauteBlogXOXO.

And, as mentioned at the beginning of the giveaway, she does not owe me a sexual favor.

Though I’ve explicitly given her my office number.

And details about the type of thong I prefer on lap dancers.

Thanks to everyone for reading and entering. An even better giveaway is coming December.

XXXO,
K

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A cheeky chic twist on a classic, Emma Hope’s croc hi-tops are sneakers I could feel good about buying, about gifting Dad.

Croc is for Dad who taught me to be thick-skinned, black is a shade close to the sense of humor he shared with me, and a squeaky clean sole is how he hoped I’d keep mine.

Though I just found out these sneaks are NOT made out of real crocodile. What with my loving animals more than PETA—

That could be a deal breaker.

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You blew 101 dollars last weekend at Forty Deuce: the cover to get in despite your lovely lady lumps, the espressotini — make that two, one for the boy — , and the tucking dollars into the bouncing burlesque babies, egged on by your espressotini and your espressotini’ed boy.

And while you’re hardly hard up, doll, maybe it’s time to reconsider your outflow of cash.

Espressotinis might be mixed at your flat for p.m. play at home, nights better spent reading, writing, investing in your future, and –

Digging the pin-up doll on this “Naked Lady” Paul Smith iPod case.

Your own private, repeat peep show on sale for $99, introduce one of your Mr. Benjamins to the case so his buddies’ll line your pockets longer.

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Back from eastern Europe, dolls –

Moscow’s Kremlin to St. Petersburg’s Winter Palace; St. Petes’ Hermitage to Riga, Latvia’s Freedom Monument to Vilnius, Lithuania’s Gedimino Hill; back to Moscow.

– I’m sitting, sunning in La La Land, thinking my boy deserves red lips on his body, a little thank you for his gorgeous gift of a trip. Your K’s kisses have to wait till after nine-to-five, while red-lipped Fornasetti cufflinks don’t need to.

Fornasetti cufflinks‘ silver is sterling like a gift given with pleasure, Fornasetti cufflinks’ handpainted procelain is fingerprint unique like a once-a-lifetime trip, Fornasetti cufflinks’ lips shine wet –

Promising a slick thank you.

It’s not that you’ve got your boy under lock and key.

Your boy’s his own man, which is the way you want him. He dolls himself up to hustle hard downtown, styles himself right to play smart uptown, he -

Still sometimes wonders whether you prefer his old silver cuff links or the gold Louis Vuitton cuff link you gorgeously gifted him?

Slip on his Louis Vuitton cuff links before you kiss him off to work, and consider getting yourself a matching pair of lock and key Louis Vuitton cuff links.

Because when he gets home, you need to know how to fix your TiVo.

» Lock and key Louis Vuitton cuff link $420 via eLUXURY.