These D&G Dolce & Gabbana gloves are perfect for the next time a man disrespects you: a fast whack on his face and he’ll turn a cherry red that’ll complement the boss black leather and lapin (that’s French for “expensive rabbit fur”).
Asking you to be his wife, and not his mistress.
How dare he.
Proposing a long-term lease with an allowance, instead of pay for performance…
What does he think? That you’re bad in math and bed?
» Dolce & Gabbana gloves $315, Net-a-Porter
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19.Nov.2007
To keep your hands clean of a dirty world — there are people who think sex evil, who find selfishness sick — being gorgeously gloved is very necessary for any boss lady, just as much as her little black dress.
And especially when she’s rocking her very, very little black dress. These python Burberry gloves are perfect when the temptation snakes into your companion, so you have to slap them with a single glove, and remind them you’re worth at least a sugar-free vanilla soy latte before you rip off your red lace Frederick’s of Hollywood undies.
I’m thinking of wearing these python Burberry gloves for p.m. play with my MacBook. Sitting alone, often nothing but hipster panties on, sometimes I get too fresh with myself.
Which works, because, with a love for animals greater than PETA poster chick Stella McCartney’s, I don’t mind feeling snakeskin slapping my baby face.
And I’m so secretly crushing on myself.
» Python Burberry gloves $750, Neiman Marcus
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14.Aug.2007
