24.Sep.2008
Monya makes affordable beaded bags. I’d love this Swarovski wristlet with jeans. If I wore those… |
I just bagged this Monya foldover clutch at Soho’s Intermix today. Fits iPhone, wallet, and pocket vibe… |
Even if you’re an indie design house with little yuppie oversight, how do you get away with this… |
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12.Sep.2008
It’s that upside-down shape. I love the crisp geometry of the bag, harnessing such a natural skin… |
I’ve a similar Varon bag. It’s simple rectangle of textured gold. I bought it for $12 at a NYC flea market… |
Such expected edginess. Like a chick telling her boy she always fantasized about tonguing a girl… |
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26.Aug.2008
The ladies at Liucia sent an origami clutch over. Post-modern but practical…. |
It’s from last season, but I love the pebbly, starry stingray. I’m a whore for texture… |
D&B is for chicks longing for a Louis. And longing for Louis means lacking imagination… |

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31.Jul.2008
Subtle chic — an origami neckline reveals the satin lining this flapper frock… |
Beats a Louis–lime leather folds over and into itself for a compact clutch… |
Zac does design masturbation — he’s getting off on what he can get away with… |
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12.Jun.2008
The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |

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13.May.2008
It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious… |
I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)… |
Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase.. |

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28.Apr.2008
A softly posh, f**k-you bag. Louis logos are for lazies lacking imagination… |
A rich, goes-with-everything 9-to-5, 5-to-9, and 9-to-five-again bag… |
A hot, expensive mess. There are bags you want to marry, and bags you want to f**k… |

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11.Feb.2008 Vintage alligator carry-on $495, Vintage Skins.com

Anyone who tells you money can’t buy happiness has a price tag.
The person who hates money doesn’t know money is just a tool you craft while working for whatever you love, that cash is a cache for independence, that printed paper paves the expansion of your horizon, that money makes for fun when you trade it for a vintage alligator carry-on, plus tickets to Hong Kong for your 20-something’th birthday.
Along with Chinese hookers.
I mean hookahs.
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