Wanting.The clutch is a little too cutesy, but I love the double pockets, the simple symmetry that’s somehow quirky… |
Wearing.A bit of a blackhole, I’ve packed just this from Miami to Tokyo to Hong Kong, and, right now, San Francisco… |
Hating.This bag is very LA to me: so forever 15, it’s sticking its tongue out at you, then says, “JK”… |
Wanting.The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Wearing.Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
Hating.This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |
Wanting.It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious… |
Wearing.I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)… |
Hating.Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase.. |
Vintage alligator carry-on $495, Vintage Skins.com
Anyone who tells you money can’t buy happiness has a price tag.
The person who hates money doesn’t know money is just a tool you craft while working for whatever you love, that cash is a cache for independence, that printed paper paves the expansion of your horizon, that money makes for fun when you trade it for a vintage alligator carry-on, plus tickets to Hong Kong for your 20-something’th birthday.
Along with Chinese hookers.
I mean hookahs.
Poppie Couture clutch in stingray $650, Poppie Couture.com
The most boss, the best in life is pared down, bared down, ruthlessly stripped to its essential function for form.
Think a Poppie Couture fold-over clutch in gold stingray, an iPhone for YouPorn.com, or–
Fendi Hologram clutch $722 $511
Because your cash is better bet on Google stock.
Because your dollars do better invested in a hooker.
If you didn’t win the Fendi Hologram clutch, buy it on sale.
R & Y Augousti bag $295 , Barneys.com
Irregular but right angles of bronze frame a slice of stingray, hard hugging a sliver of ostrich. Boss black for white tie, this R & Y Augousti bag is as green as it gets.
How many other designers love animals as much as R & Y Augousti?
$295 at Barney’s. Tax, a guiltless consciousness that prizes skyscrapers over mountains, and Hummer with chinchilla-covered seats and hummers from hookers not included.
Jimmy Choo bag “Pilar” $575, Jimmy Choo.com
Long and hard, blush red, wide-eyed and fresh, this Jimmy Choo bag makes me wonder why its model’s mouth is blocked out.
She’s probably eating–
A piece of a Bible-shaped cake, with virgin vanilla frosting detailing passages about that hooker Jesus hung with, Mary Magdalene.
Win this Jimmy Choo “Pilar” bag and other It bags from W magazine.
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