Jimmy Choo Clutches K Is…

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Wanting.

A beautiful brick perfect for a night at the Disney Concert Hall — last time I was there I had nothing to throw at the conductor, as he wasted an evening better spent alone with myself, YouTube, and Beyonce…

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Wearing.

In lightening pink snakeskin, this Choo clutch is a standalone bag — wear it with nothing else. And since I’m already naked, maybe we can describe it as a “lying – not – quite – alone – if – you’re – rich – enough” bag…

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Hating.

Add a lollipop flecked with 24K gold, mink ribbons to tie your hair into pigtails, and mary janes covered in Swarovskis. Now you’re the prettiest princess for your 36th birthday. By the way, your husband’s banging a grown-up…

 Jimmy Choo Clutches K Is...
 Jimmy Choo Clutches K Is...



Jimmy Choo Shoes, “Love” Sandals

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If there’s something to work out, it’s not working.

If you have to ask why the strap holding you down is too tight, if you wonder why a buckle bends with pressure, if you question a certain shade of coloring, maybe a jealous green–

It’s time to buy another pair of f**k-you shoes.

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Jimmy Choo Sandals, in Gold

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Happiness isn’t a fuzzy slipper you stumble upon and slide on occasionally, to cushion you from your blue.

Happiness is a hard heel that takes poise to prance in; happiness is an ambitious arch propped by a mirror of your achievement; happiness is an earned pleasure as pure as 24K gold.

Happiness is the ruthless stripping of your life of anything unfit for the design you’re building. Happiness is–

A pair of Jimmy Choo sandals that’ll last you years, from now until you’re a rich cougar with an Italian toyfriend half your age.



Jimmy Choo Platforms, Studded

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Being practical depends on what you want to practice.

And if you want to practice sex perfectly safe, these studded Jimmy Choo shoes are practically perfect.

Unless you’re wearing your Choos bare with a Jimmy.

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Jimmy Choo Boots Shoes

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Halloween is all about:

Goth glam and black fun.

Getting a spell on.

Dressing more slutty than usual.

Which would be hard, without these Jimmy Choo boot shoes called “Spell.”

Happy Halloween, lovelies.

XXXO,
K

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Jimmy Choo Boots in Gray Patent

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Though I think the world is black and white truths and a rainbow of feeling, sometimes I see the gray: I’m confident enough to wonder if I’ll be smart enough to max out my potential, I don’t want to get locked down in wedlock but I wonder if I’ll meet anyone I’d like to marry, and I–

Wonder when these Jimmy Choo boots will go on sale.

Full retail or slashed half price, the Jimmy Choo boots are still glossy boss in a gray patent leather that’s the perfect shield for those rare rainy days in L.A.

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