Wanting.

Jimmyjane is having a semi-annual sale that’ll make my year. I’m obsessed with Jimmyjane Ember Massage Candles — the candles cleanly burn fragrance that balances between unexpected and easily attractive, come in an Appley jar, and drip hot wax that’s spa-grade massage oil…

Wanting.

Was $55. For you? For you I give $40. See if you can beat me to the truffle and gardenia Jimmyjane candle…

Wanting.

Wanting.

Jimmyjane massage is a happy coupling of brain and body: their Contour ceramic massage stone blends Beyond Euphoric massage lotion into your skin, while the lotion’s natural plant extracts help release Beta-Endorphins…

Using.

Jimmyjane massage candles burn beautifully: there’s a line between pleasure and pain, and the candle’s hot wax deliciously drip-drops up to it…

Hating.

Or “lazing” this Beyond Massage gift set? The Beyond Message kit is actually great: three Jimmyjane massage lotions come with a palette to mix on. It just seems too complicated for when you want to wind down, curl up, and be petted… ]]> http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/04/20/jimmyjane-massage-k-is/feed 2 http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/03/18/massage-candles-k-is http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/03/18/massage-candles-k-is#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:00:09 +0000 Kristopher http://www.kristopherdukes.com/?p=2105

Wanting.

Jimmyjane massage candles are great as regular candles — they burn clean and flavor the air. And they’re better as a way to ruin your sheets with hot wax. The scents are delish and unisex, and the melted wax doubles as spa-quality, massage oil…

Using.

Booty Parlor sent me their “Don’t Stop” massage candles. The curvy candle holder is easy to grip, and the sandalwood vanilla scent is sweet without being saccharine. The massage candle’s wax melts fast for a slow, hot drip that dances between pleasure and pain…

Hating

People who buy this massage candle’s cheese shouldn’t be practicing making babies… ]]> http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/03/18/massage-candles-k-is/feed 1 http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/01/12/the-worlds-ending-so-blow-your-dough-k-is http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/01/12/the-worlds-ending-so-blow-your-dough-k-is#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:33:00 +0000 Kristopher http://www.kristopherdukes.com/?p=1636

Wanting.

Jimmyjane vibrators are playfully, slyly sexy: just like these black diamonds banding a stainless steel vibrator…

Using.

Beautiful and functional, as too few women are. Scream with it at night, use it as a paper weight at work.

It works as well and as simply as it looks…

Hating.

This “Minx” vibrator — with its pink plume and Swarovski crystal detailing — is best left to chicks who think Big is a catch… ]]> http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/01/12/the-worlds-ending-so-blow-your-dough-k-is/feed 5