Wanting: iBrate Pro

I’ve paid more than $99 for a personal massager, and now I’m tempted to shell out a single: for $0.99 iBrate Pro offers a slow pulse, a fast pound, and “an invigorating massage.” This app is exactly what Steve Jobs had in mind when he created his uber smartphone…

Using: iBrate

I only downloaded this free iBrate iVibrator so I could blog to you about it, lovely. Promise…

Hating: iVibrateMe

iVibrateMe swears it’s “great for your ’special’ private areas.” I adore direct men, but I prefer a little more subtlety from my iPhone vibrating apps. Creep… ]]> http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/06/11/date-your-iphone-vibrating-apps-k-is/feed 1 http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/01/12/the-worlds-ending-so-blow-your-dough-k-is http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/01/12/the-worlds-ending-so-blow-your-dough-k-is#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:33:00 +0000 Kristopher http://www.kristopherdukes.com/?p=1636

Wanting.

Jimmyjane vibrators are playfully, slyly sexy: just like these black diamonds banding a stainless steel vibrator…

Using.

Beautiful and functional, as too few women are. Scream with it at night, use it as a paper weight at work.

It works as well and as simply as it looks…

Hating.

This “Minx” vibrator — with its pink plume and Swarovski crystal detailing — is best left to chicks who think Big is a catch… ]]> http://www.kristopherdukes.com/2009/01/12/the-worlds-ending-so-blow-your-dough-k-is/feed 5