I wish I’d bought Kae Pro 100% organic argan oil instead of Josie Maran 100% argan oil. At $6.80 an ounce, Kae Pro 100% organic argan oil makes Josie Maran’s argan oil 100% a rip-off.
True, Josie Maran’s argan oil is housed in a recycled glass bottle that somehow benefits an orphan Madonna hasn’t adopted yet.
Save your dough with Kae Pro argan oil, and slip some cash to a charity of your choice…
I’m not a fan of natural beauty, nor do I believe it exists. Natural beauty is a painful myth perpetuated by ugly chicks who hate how they look. Beauty is built with brains, swagger, and –
Dough.
So naturally, I’m trying Josie Maran 100% argan oil not because it’s a travel-friendly, organic, billion-year-old moisturizer for your face, hair, and hands, but because for $28 an ounce Josie Maran’s argan oil is almost as expensive as getting needled in 90210 — which means it must be effective.
And I would know.
I used to visit a Beverly Hills medi spa that worked with Dr. Jiffy Lube, the Argentine faux doc who pumped automobile-grade ingredients into Priscilla Presley’s bloated lips…
Trust me…
If you believe RAW Natural Beauty, not only does the RAW Natural Beauty eyeshadow trio in “Artic” create a killer smoky eye, but their mineral makeup’s age-defying active botanicals will ensure I’m still smoking when I maintain my daily face in my 50s. Not that anyone’ll know I’m 50. Lying about one’s age is cheap, but so’s advertising it.
I know, I’m wise for a 19-year-old…
I used to suck down seven soy lattes a day and snort lines of espresso grinds around midnight — sleep was a waste of time.
Then I discovered matcha green tea. A premium powder of ground-up green tea leaves, matcha is higher in antioxidants than regular green tea, and whisking matcha and boiling water into a cup of jade froth makes for a better a.m. ceremony than whining in line at Starbucks.
Le Palais Gourmet matcha green tea is especially fine. When you open its canister, the bright green powder smells like an idealized version of a spring morning: sweet and alive.
Which is lovely. But the best part?
Matcha green tea gives you a higher, smoother buzz.
“Sleeping” is always better as a euphemism…
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