Norma Kamali for Walmart Sweatshirt Dress
Hating:
This Norma Kamali for Walmart sweatshirt dress is sold out in everything but the size XL.
Tempting as it is, I already look like an Olsen twin.
I’m too fat to put on any more weight…
Norma Kamali for Walmart Motorcycle Jacket
Wanting:
Since I’m hardly ever out of my uniform of made-to-order silk tank dresses and shawl-collar wrap coats, I’m not sure when I’d wear this Norma Kamali for Walmart motorcycle jacket. But as it costs less than a bottle of dog shampoo, do I need to know now?
Wait, Major Dukes is barking.
He said I ought to stop blowing dough; he wants an Hermès dog collar.
I told Major that sounded a little fashion victim, and he replied that was interesting coming from a chick who wears five-inch Giuseppes to take him out to potty.
Touché…
Norma Kamali for Walmart Long Cardigan
Wearing:
I bought this Norma Kamali for Walmart long cardigan to wear with my White Sands deep V-neck, one-piece swimsuit.
I love how a preppy cardigan pairs with a plunge-neck one-piece, a la Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface, but how often will I wear the two together?
Very often.
Kristopher Dukes, Inc. has a strict dress code: no panties or pants…
Norma Kamali for Walmart All-In-One Dress
Wearing
Normally I pack three shades of the same silk jersey tank dress; now I can travel with one dress that styles into 30+ different versions (watch this YouTube vid to see how you style a Norma Kamali all-in-one dress). So choice.
Everyone from Donna Karan to late-night infomercials have pimped the minimalist chick’s dream: the wrinkle-free, all-in-one jersey dress.
Norma Kamali’s all-in-one dress is $24 at Walmart.com. Enjoy losing it in a hotel room…
