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Oscar de la Renta Shoes on Sale K Is…

Kristopher — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:06:41 +0000

Wanting.

Oscar de la Renta shoes are on sale — think half-off — at members-only shopping site HauteLook.com. Normally jeweled shoes vibe too Beyonce, but you’ve got to see this Oscar de la Renta shoe’s cone-shaped heel…

Wearing.

I’ll be wearing these Oscar de la Renta shoes on sale, soon, anyway. A luxe snakeskin over peep-show, platform peeptoes is choice…

Hating.

If these Oscar de la Renta shoes weren’t on sale, would you have the hots for them? They’re too cute. Too cute, like a puppy hugging Bambi as Audrey Tautou dressed as a Japanese school girl stands near by and flashes peace…

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Kristopher — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:56:44 +0000

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Oscar de la Renta Shoes, in Nude Patent

Kristopher — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 20:03:40 +0000

Oscar de la Renta shoes $645, Net-a-Porter.com

The pretty polish of life, moments of perfect gloss are only flawless after hours of dirty grind:

I work out kinks to get kinky right, I iron out wrinkles to get sprinkles of naughtiness nice, I edit out fat ideas to keep communication sleek.

Standing effortlessly in ambitiously arched, glass-patent peep-toes takes a lifetime of effort.

That’s why copycats who live off sloppy seconds of creativity teeter and fall in their knock-off heels.

Meow.

Oscar de la Renta Belt

Kristopher — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:27:47 +0000

Life is less drudging through democracy and more aspiring to aristocracy. Life is pulling yourself above the mess of the masses. Life is besting the rest in your own way: maybe you’re a baroness of business, a princess of pop, maybe–

You just give great brain.

So sash yourself with this gold, jeweled Oscar de la Renta belt. Sun-king satin lifts your everywoman, (house)wife beater into a queenly state, dainty chains lock down your confidence, and topaz tiles would shine nice on you naked, as you play courtesan in your couture.

Really.

Your boy’ll be inspired to worship the queen that king’ed him

� Oscar de la Renta belt $540, Vivre.com

Oscar de la Renta Bag in Metallic Python

Kristopher — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:15:26 +0000

Late luxe hotelier and billionaire Leona Helmsley willed $12 million to her Maltese dog dubbed Trouble, and left her grandkids cold and broke.

And since I love animals more than PETA, maybe more than I love a well articulated “Fuck you” from the grave, I want to gently lay this snaky Oscar de la Renta bag on Ms. Helmsley’s mausoleum.

All platinum python piped with gold hardware and 24K leather, with a slight slouch echoing the shape of ’80s Me Me Me bags, it’s the perfect tribute to Ms. Helmsley.

I just pray the python-skin came from an endangered snake.

� Oscar de la Renta Bag in metallic python $3,895 via Vivre.com