As much as I want a choice puffer jacket I won’t only wear (the one time) when I’m snowshoe hiking at Sundance, this Antonio Berardi puffer jacket, with its ¾ sleeves, is ridick.

Your torso is freezing, but your wrists are on fire?

Just as there’s never any reason to fold for function over form, there’s never any reason to favor form over function.

What? You would?

So when are we finally having our matcha green tea soy latte date…

This Moncler Gamme Rouge puffer jacket with shawl collar is distinct in its subtlety: it becomes fingerprint unique as it fades into a frame for your beauty.

So different — and so much like the five or so shawl-collared, wrap coats I’ve had made to top my uniform of silk jersey tank dresses and satin slippers.

As much as it’d look at home in my little closet, this Moncler Gamme Rouge puffer jacket costs too much for something I’ll sport, at best, a few hours a year, while snowshoe hiking between movies at Sundance…

I thought Sundance would be a perfect play time for my ’60s chocolate mink trenchcoat.

I also thought — think? — Giuseppe Zanotti shearling boots with a four-inch rubber wedge heel would be practical too.

But what about this Norma Kamali puffer jacket? Water-resistant, engineered for NASA spacesuit warmth, kept cozy with a self-tie belt –

You’re right, it’s probably too sporty for my first time snowshoe hiking…