It’s more than a Birkin, but a little less than a down payment on a flat. That crackly croc has got me… |
I love being a human: I weigh 69 lbs. but I punch a computer key, and I’ve a dead anaconda in my clutches… |
The patchwork mink is a little fash victim/Beyonce to me, but given the choice, I’d take it. Like her ass… |

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11.Oct.2008
The ladies at Liucia sent an origami clutch over. Post-modern but practical…. |
It’s from last season, but I love the pebbly, starry stingray. I’m a whore for texture… |
D&B is for chicks longing for a Louis. And longing for Louis means lacking imagination… |

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26.Aug.2008
The python on this foldover clutch is how I imagine my first ex-husband to be: flakey, rich, and vanilla… |
Just like with people, it’s rare something gets along with everything and one, and has real personality… |
This bag’s busier than me a on a Saturday night. You know, when I’m writing the opposite-of-wet biz plans… |

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12.Jun.2008
It’s not so much the rich crocodile as that bright, light orange that makes this luxurious… |
I’ve always loved animals more than PETA, espesh when they’re gorgeous and cheap (as chicks should be)… |
Just half a grand for a wallet in worse shape than the one you already own. Deadbeat toyfriend is gift with purchase.. |

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13.May.2008
A softly posh, f**k-you bag. Louis logos are for lazies lacking imagination… |
A rich, goes-with-everything 9-to-5, 5-to-9, and 9-to-five-again bag… |
A hot, expensive mess. There are bags you want to marry, and bags you want to f**k… |

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28.Apr.2008