Vintage alligator carry-on $495, Vintage Skins.com
Anyone who tells you money can’t buy happiness has a price tag.
The person who hates money doesn’t know money is just a tool you craft while working for whatever you love, that cash is a cache for independence, that printed paper paves the expansion of your horizon, that money makes for fun when you trade it for a vintage alligator carry-on, plus tickets to Hong Kong for your 20-something’th birthday.
Along with Chinese hookers.
I mean hookahs.
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11.Feb.2008
Poppie Couture clutch in stingray $650, Poppie Couture.com
The most boss, the best in life is pared down, bared down, ruthlessly stripped to its essential function for form.
Think a Poppie Couture fold-over clutch in gold stingray, an iPhone for YouPorn.com, or–
A designer dildo.
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25.Jan.2008
Fendi Hologram clutch $722 $511
Because your cash is better bet on Google stock.
Because your dollars do better invested in a hooker.
If you didn’t win the Fendi Hologram clutch, buy it on sale.
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24.Jan.2008
R & Y Augousti bag $295 , Barneys.com
Irregular but right angles of bronze frame a slice of stingray, hard hugging a sliver of ostrich. Boss black for white tie, this R & Y Augousti bag is as green as it gets.
How many other designers love animals as much as R & Y Augousti?
$295 at Barney’s. Tax, a guiltless consciousness that prizes skyscrapers over mountains, and Hummer with chinchilla-covered seats and hummers from hookers not included.
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23.Jan.2008
Jimmy Choo bag “Pilar” $575, Jimmy Choo.com
Long and hard, blush red, wide-eyed and fresh, this Jimmy Choo bag makes me wonder why its model’s mouth is blocked out.
She’s probably eating–
A piece of a Bible-shaped cake, with virgin vanilla frosting detailing passages about that hooker Jesus hung with, Mary Magdalene.
Win this Jimmy Choo “Pilar” bag and other It bags from W magazine.
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22.Jan.2008
